chode

a chode is someone who is very impatient and stingy.. especially regarding anything concerning alcohol and/or drugs. hobies include (but are not limited to): spending the night in detox, getting arrested at house parties in boulder, getting arrested at shows for trying to sneak in having already bought a ticket, always bumming cigarettes off people, constantly getting locked out of her room and consequently having to sleep outside, passing out on main streets in boulder, trying to save up for a 420 fund but is forced to spend all the earned money to pay for m.i.p.'s and detox bills, hooking up with guys who may be missing some teeth....

"aaaaah valerie you're such a chode it's unreal!

by MOLDY TURD April 8, 2010

chode

Little crusty bits that accumulate in the crack between ass and sac.

Will's mum likes to nibble on my chode.

by Will Grinter May 18, 2005

chode

when someone dick is thicker than it is longer

man, i have a chode

by jay February 12, 2003

chode

A strap-on dildo, often used by women to penetrate a lover's orephus.

The lesbian had to use a chode to make love to her girlfriend.

by Amanda April 12, 2005

chode

to but it simply, a short but yet a fat penis.

or a penis of an extremly overweight individual who cannot find his penis.
ex. fat bastard

i like your chode, but i'm sorry you can't see it too.

by loser.face January 23, 2005

chode

Chode is this skin b/t your dick and your ass!!!!!!!!! No matter what you say Bart!!!

Its not a gouche!!!! Chode Chode Chode!!!

by The Right one June 24, 2003

chode

A chode is a penuis that is fat and short and is hard to hold

Eric Wilson from Philadelphia Pennsylvania has a chode and chills at TnD.

by Eric Wilson August 7, 2005