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Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009
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Chimp

Something that seems to be short due to inattentiveness, laziness, thievery or filching.
Someone has been chimping on my fries. Don't chimp on my fries. I know how many there should be in a package.
by Lildval September 23, 2021
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Chimp

When you are a guy and you like it when a girl eats out of your ass
Girl- Are you a chimp
Guy- Hell ya I fuck with that shit hard
by ice boi December 19, 2017
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Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021
mugGet the Piss Chimpmug.

Stop being a chimp

Used when someones behavior is that of a monkey or dumbass
Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow

Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now

Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude

Person 2: I sai-

Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!
by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023
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Chocolate Chimp

When your mate dies in pubg for 5 minutes straight after dying
by HyFyR_ May 15, 2024
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CHIMP BRIMP

Oh nah, he ain’t ready for some of this CHIMP BRIMP!
by MilkEKream October 31, 2024
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