Jeff Cheesecake

A mythical creature who is not human or cheesecake. A Legend. Not many people no of him. He is part of the cheesecake religion prophecy.

Who is Jeff Cheesecake?

Jeff Cheesecake by Jamie Desnica September 28, 2018

Copenhagen Cheesecake 

When a girl with a yeast infection sits on a guy's face and queefs in his mouth

Guy 1: I was with this chick last night and she queefed on my face.
Guy 2: That's just wrong!
Guy 1: You're telling me, she had a raging yeast infection!
Guy 2: The good old Copenhagen Cheesecake? You know, some guys pay good money for that.
Guy 1: Go home and don't talk to humans no more.

Copenhagen Cheesecake by Dave-Landon December 18, 2018

drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.

“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”

drunken cheesecake by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018

Mr Cheesecake

A launchpadder who creates beautiful launchpad videos on YouTube.

Hey, Mr Cheesecake uploaded a new video. I bet it's a banger!

Mr Cheesecake by LyricalWill998 December 8, 2019

Cherry Cheesecake

When a virgin is treated like a cum dumpster

Cuck: Hey dude I turned that Christian bitch into a Cherry Cheesecake

Cherry Cheesecake by DatAss69InMyAsshole February 8, 2020

russian cheesecake

when you pour vodka down your partners ass and drink it like a shot of vodka

MAN I ate her like Russian Cheesecake and she screamed,"MOTHERLAND!!!"

russian cheesecake by motherland dad March 9, 2020

a cheesecake

a cheesecake is, in Norwegian slang, when you stuff the cake full of cheese. In layman's terms: shoving smegma up someones bum.

Guy to friend: Hey man I just ate a cheesecake with Jessica and Chad the other night.
Friend: Getting someone to agree to a cheesecake is respectable, but I wouldn't eat it afterwards, that's just unsanitary.

Guy to friend: Eh.. live, laugh, love innit

a cheesecake by dudewheresmybong June 6, 2020