A sub-human species. These people are the scum of the earth, the have no knowledge of anything intellectual, interesting or remotely smart.
Chavs in particular like to hang around on the street doing nothing but scaring poor innocent scene and emo kids, as well as gentle old ladies and gents, who would never have dreamt at this young age, of behaving in such an unsocial manner, as they knew they would get the beating of their lifetimes.
Chavs, as we know, have no moral backbone. They tend to do nothing but swear like they have Tourettes, making up stupid sayings (See examples below).
Chavs are given too much liberty, and this must be stopped. They are corrupting today's and the futures youth.
The government and Gordon Brown take too lightly, if not at all, on this situation. This is why we must also vote out Labour, and in with a party who can lead this country into being a well balanced, criminal free country.
Chavs like to think they own the place. If you go onto any estate, anywhere in England, you will find a chav.
Just so long as you know, chav is no longer a stereotype.
It is a CULT.
These chavs practice the art of CHAVS, which is to beat people up, scare and harrass the public, and loiter about, as they have nothing better to do apart from getting ASBOs and setting things like bins on fire.
Thanks for taking you time to read my definition on the scum of the earth we call CHAVS.
(Vote out labour.)
Chavs in particular like to hang around on the street doing nothing but scaring poor innocent scene and emo kids, as well as gentle old ladies and gents, who would never have dreamt at this young age, of behaving in such an unsocial manner, as they knew they would get the beating of their lifetimes.
Chavs, as we know, have no moral backbone. They tend to do nothing but swear like they have Tourettes, making up stupid sayings (See examples below).
Chavs are given too much liberty, and this must be stopped. They are corrupting today's and the futures youth.
The government and Gordon Brown take too lightly, if not at all, on this situation. This is why we must also vote out Labour, and in with a party who can lead this country into being a well balanced, criminal free country.
Chavs like to think they own the place. If you go onto any estate, anywhere in England, you will find a chav.
Just so long as you know, chav is no longer a stereotype.
It is a CULT.
These chavs practice the art of CHAVS, which is to beat people up, scare and harrass the public, and loiter about, as they have nothing better to do apart from getting ASBOs and setting things like bins on fire.
Thanks for taking you time to read my definition on the scum of the earth we call CHAVS.
(Vote out labour.)
Typical chav expressions:
"Are you dizzy, blad?"
"oh, yeah, mate, I'll fucking merk you, you best watch out." and so on.
Chavs dress in the following:
McKenzie tracksuits and jackets, which to the touch, feel like a plastic bag;
Anything Burberry;
Chains and baseball caps;
K-Swiss trainers;
And many more.
If you have noticed today's chavs, you will see they are gradually becoming ashamed of their appearance, as most of them are starting to wear the type of clothing scene and emo kids like to wear, however, not adopting the behaviour of the above mentioned scene and emo kids.
They have also decided they would take advantage of accessorie fashion; e.g. shag bands. At one time, particularly "in" with scene and emo kids, went out of fashion, then became "in" again. Chavs began to say "Give us a shag band. Please."
To which the defenceless kids gave in, as they do not want to be beaten up by other kids with ASBOs.
"Are you dizzy, blad?"
"oh, yeah, mate, I'll fucking merk you, you best watch out." and so on.
Chavs dress in the following:
McKenzie tracksuits and jackets, which to the touch, feel like a plastic bag;
Anything Burberry;
Chains and baseball caps;
K-Swiss trainers;
And many more.
If you have noticed today's chavs, you will see they are gradually becoming ashamed of their appearance, as most of them are starting to wear the type of clothing scene and emo kids like to wear, however, not adopting the behaviour of the above mentioned scene and emo kids.
They have also decided they would take advantage of accessorie fashion; e.g. shag bands. At one time, particularly "in" with scene and emo kids, went out of fashion, then became "in" again. Chavs began to say "Give us a shag band. Please."
To which the defenceless kids gave in, as they do not want to be beaten up by other kids with ASBOs.
by SceneKidLovesMuse. <3 December 23, 2008
Get the Chavmug. by goslington January 28, 2008
Get the chavmug. by loving 'dovery July 22, 2007
Get the chavmug. Chavs are people who wander around the streets aimlessly, drinking cheap alcohol and kicking off with everybody they see, as they have nothing better to do. They wear scruffy looking trackies, tucked into their socks, to make sure they look as stupid as possible. Chavettes have bright orange faces and lots of cheap fake gold jewelerry on. :)
Chav!! sees a mosher = me
Chases me
Gets hurt
Gets lots of other chavs to come down and do all their dirty work for them...
Chases me
Gets hurt
Gets lots of other chavs to come down and do all their dirty work for them...
by Amyyyy October 12, 2005
Get the chav!!mug. there are many definitions of "chav" the first I will always say is that "they" are always from council estates becoz they need to protect themselves from other wankers, drug dealers etc. The males are known as chavs the females are chavettes. Both types are short, either very slender or grossly fat all adorned with disgusting Pikie gold earrings(about 50) gold necklaces etc basicly any real or fake gold shite.
Maybe they originated from peckham? :-(
They are constantly swearing and being general tossers, smoking and dossing living off the state with their 10 yr old pregnant birds :-() maybe chav comes from the word "chaved" e.g they always nick stuff from the shitty council estates who sell it to others who then get it chaved and so the cycle continues. All have 0-1 point of IQ and no education, their parents either pimps, whores, junkies or all three are either never there or have buggered off years ago(gd idea!) they are the peasant underclass full of shit and most are alcoholics some are drug users others jst are chain smokers. They beat innocents up for no reason :-() dickbrains as for the women :
pull their shoddily dyed hair back in that ultra-tight bun known as a ‘council-house facelift’, wear skirts too short for their mottled blue thighs, and expose too much of their distressingly flabby midriffs”. The scottish call them NEDS-non educated dilinquents.
They wear fucking laughable burberry and other shitty baseball caps at amazing angles!! and then they were their off the back of a lorry designer hoodies hood over the top of them.They look soooo stylish lol.
in a nutshell wankstains :-) kill all chavs
Maybe they originated from peckham? :-(
They are constantly swearing and being general tossers, smoking and dossing living off the state with their 10 yr old pregnant birds :-() maybe chav comes from the word "chaved" e.g they always nick stuff from the shitty council estates who sell it to others who then get it chaved and so the cycle continues. All have 0-1 point of IQ and no education, their parents either pimps, whores, junkies or all three are either never there or have buggered off years ago(gd idea!) they are the peasant underclass full of shit and most are alcoholics some are drug users others jst are chain smokers. They beat innocents up for no reason :-() dickbrains as for the women :
pull their shoddily dyed hair back in that ultra-tight bun known as a ‘council-house facelift’, wear skirts too short for their mottled blue thighs, and expose too much of their distressingly flabby midriffs”. The scottish call them NEDS-non educated dilinquents.
They wear fucking laughable burberry and other shitty baseball caps at amazing angles!! and then they were their off the back of a lorry designer hoodies hood over the top of them.They look soooo stylish lol.
in a nutshell wankstains :-) kill all chavs
by Spanna August 28, 2004
Get the chavmug. An english wigger. This species of wigger has gotten quite out of hand, as it is not in it's natural environment. In native wigger countries they are kept down by ridicule and the threat of getting the crap kicked out of them.
by Johnny Reagan August 31, 2005
Get the chavmug. Council Houses And Violence
Basically:
-caucasian (white)
-troublemakers
-cheap sports gear
-burberry caps
-hoop earrings
-too much "bling"
-pregnant
-waste of space
-greasy gel hair
-always chewing gum
-McDonalds cling-ons
-low I-Q
this could go on forever...
why do they exist?
Basically:
-caucasian (white)
-troublemakers
-cheap sports gear
-burberry caps
-hoop earrings
-too much "bling"
-pregnant
-waste of space
-greasy gel hair
-always chewing gum
-McDonalds cling-ons
-low I-Q
this could go on forever...
why do they exist?
Shopkeeper: How can i help?
Kayleigh: What the fuck you chink? why you lookin a' me like dat fo? I aint a chav..U wna smack? gimme a packet a' fags..and a vodka
Dad: Your a waste of space!
Ashleigh: What..so i'm 14 wid 5 kids without their dads, no where to live, got AIDS from 57 people ..so what?
Kayleigh: What the fuck you chink? why you lookin a' me like dat fo? I aint a chav..U wna smack? gimme a packet a' fags..and a vodka
Dad: Your a waste of space!
Ashleigh: What..so i'm 14 wid 5 kids without their dads, no where to live, got AIDS from 57 people ..so what?
by lilcuteflower October 4, 2007
Get the chavmug.