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certified ass eater

You are a licenced or professional major in eating someone's ass
Jerry: Hey Carl and I am a certified ass eater want me to show you?

Carl: Of course
by OgMudDawg December 18, 2017
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carttangas

when you’re friend is hell’s thick 😁💦 if she thick then call her carttangas ;) i
omg that bitch is hella thick she’s so carttangas. :p
by Sum1 sad July 16, 2018
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Cetta

Cetta is a pretty girl that is really talented, mostly singing is her passion, she loves making new friends ,and she loves playing around,Cetta is also known for her since of humor, she loves cracking up jokes and if she cracks a mean one it’s most likely that she is just playing around, Cetta is really Athletic she she finds her passion in cheerleading , lacrosse , and basketball Cetta is a really kind person if you ever meet a Cetta one day make friends with her and keep her cause she will bless your heart.
Girl:Cetta is so nice

Girl2:I know right
by Dew24 August 6, 2018
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Cetta

Cetta is a pretty girl that is really talented, mostly singing is her passion, she loves making new friends ,and she loves playing around,Cetta is also known for her since of humor, she loves cracking up jokes and if she cracks a mean one it’s most likely that she is just playing around, Cetta is really Athletic she she finds her passion in cheerleading , lacrosse , and basketball Cetta is a really kind person if you ever meet a Cetta one day make friends with her and keep her cause she will bless your heart.
Girl:Cetta is so nice

Girl2:I know right
by Dew24 August 6, 2018
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Certified Good guy

A certified good guy is a male paramour that you don’t have sex with, but still allow him to eat your kitty because you know he’ll give it 100% into everything his does. He’s a good guy. He puts your needs in front of his own.
He had a small package but I knew he was a certified good guy, so I let him eat his way to my soul.
by Goldie Fawn August 15, 2018
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certified snitch

A well-known snitch.
by issagrownchild September 2, 2018
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"How was the party?"
"I don't know Karan the Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA) went to work again..."
by AnonymousJatt November 1, 2018
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