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Certified Rizzler

A person who went to the school of Charisma and graduated top of his class is known as a Certified Rizzler. This person has a a mass inhuman amount of charisma which he or she uses to attract those they feel attraction to. This high amount of rizz certifies them to be a top tier Rizzler.
Mrs Garo a certified Rizzler rizzed up Mr Garo.

She was such a Rizzler she rizzed up the whole school.
by Elric July 22, 2024
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Certified Rizzler

A person who went to the school of Charisma and graduated top of his class is known as a Certified Rizzler. This person has a a mass inhuman amount of charisma which he or she uses to attract those they feel attraction to. This high amount of rizz certifies them to be a top tier Rizzler.
Before getting married MRS Manzano rizzed MR Garo making her a certified Rizzler.

Her Rizz was so powerful she rizzed the whole school up making her a Certified Rizzler
by Elric July 22, 2024
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certified crashout

when Alexa gets blocked by her ex…
“Yo Alexa emailed her, texted her on text now, called her 160 times, cashapped her, sent letters in the mail, etc”

“damn she a certified crashout”
by mrs.crashdummy July 28, 2024
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Certified pedofile

Dude look at Mathew squires

Making fun of others yet he’s a certified pedofile.

Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans community yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE not only that he’s on the Austin list beware watch out hide your kids man. Not to mention. Austin serial killer suspect list
Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans gender, yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE.
by 2pacsback1990 August 12, 2024
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certified blox classic

known as the album that involves roblox-related songs
Person 1: do you wanna listen to some certified blox classics
Person 2: put on guest mode and yeah
by jey kaweedo April 6, 2025
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Certified runner

A wet farts that you are unable to catch and makes its way all the way down past your knee before you can get to the bathroom.
Oh no I just started and I think it's a certified runner I can feel it going down my leg
by Wisest rizzler April 27, 2025
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G.I.A Certified

When a diamond has been officially graded by the Gemological Institute of America (GIA) — the most trusted and respected source in the diamond world. GIA don’t play. If it says GIA certified, that means the diamond is real, has receipts, and got evaluated for quality (cut, clarity, color, and carat). It’s not just somebody sayin’ it look good — it’s officially documented and backed.

This what rappers talkin’ about when they say “GIA certified diamonds.” It’s that top-tier, no cap, certified shine.
Been Georgia-certified since day one—now my neck G.I.A Certified too. Pressure every way.
by visionaryshit May 9, 2025
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