The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town
by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022
A certified waffler is someone who waffles so much that they could practically have a degree in it.
Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.
Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.
Girl: Tells a long pointless and irrelevant story : "...So that is why I didnt reply to any of your texts for the past week!"
Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"
Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"
by SommerRayyy December 11, 2023
by certifiedbadboycheesecake March 14, 2018
Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
by Chickenlicker2000 February 25, 2016
That type a nigga who Snatch anybody bitch, the Best rapper and the true GOAT , also the nicest nigga ever cuz he gets the most clout.
by Claudio goodweller March 13, 2017
“Yo Alexa emailed her, texted her on text now, called her 160 times, cashapped her, sent letters in the mail, etc”
“damn she a certified crashout”
“damn she a certified crashout”
by mrs.crashdummy July 28, 2024
A Tiktoker who wants to gulp gulp kokushibo’s cockushibo and makes gay Gacha videos about women kissing
by Wihskjgwijhsihgwkjhskbuibus October 09, 2022