Captain's Parrot

When a guy takes his dick and balls and rests them on someones shoulder.

I plopped the Captain's Parrot on her shoulder yesterday.

by Reid R December 17, 2008

Captain 86

The individual who has been thrown out of a bar more times than any other; the captain of those who have been 86'd.

He's been thrown out more than anyone else, he's Captain 86.

by del fuego November 11, 2003

Captain charming

The romantic paring of Killian Jones/Captain Hook, and David Nolan/ Prince Charming in the tv show once upon a time.

Yeah I love captain charming, screw Emma! David’s a much better match for hook!

by Lol I exist September 5, 2021

Captains Tan

When a person turns red from drinking Captain Morgan or any other hard liquor.

Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!

Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!

by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010

Captain Obvious

"Captain Obvious Strikes Again"

A phrase or name given to the one who points out the obvious.

Captain Obvious: Homosexuals are gay!

Guy 1: Captain Obvious strikes again.

by J-Winner March 25, 2010

captain asshole

the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.

look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.

come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.

by cheif asshole October 11, 2010

Captain Digiorno

A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.

We got really wasted last night and we were really hungry, captain digiorno came to the rescue.

by Sargeant Sweatpants August 6, 2009