Hand Candy

Sperm from masturbation is called hand candy. When a man/woman gives a hand job and produces "hand candy" from the penis head.

"Damn my girlfriend gave me excellent hand candy!"
"I got hand candy all over my pants."

by Jacques de O. November 25, 2009

candy addict

A person who has a passion for candy, and craves it constantly. Often these people are bloggers or candy reviewers, but anyone can be a candy addict. Don't be fooled, stay above the influence of candy addicts.

"The candy addict had a collection of sweets tucked away in their car in case of emergencies"

"No wonder Steve got so fat, he's a total candy addict"

by Sue Pirnova June 17, 2008

Candy Asshole

When the anus is sugar coated to create surgary opening in the ass crack making rim jobs more delicious and sensational. Named after the famous soccer/football player Esteban Cambiasso due to the similarity in names.

I love anal, but the best is when your girl lets you give her a nice candy asshole.

by imnaughty134 November 16, 2011

douche candy

A derogatory term used to describe an ex boyfriend/girlfriend or ex husband/wife. Could also be used to describe someone who has done you wrong. Or just plain stupid people.

"Don't be such a douche candy!"

"He/she is a douche candy."

by Rachel Steinberg October 24, 2006

Candy Stomp

A dance used by ravers. Think of it as doing the step master on the floor while bouncing side to side. All the while using photons or Glowstick to make patterns in the air.

The bass on that song is great to Candy Stomp to.

by Dj Furby December 29, 2007

Topcoat Candy

The crappy candy you put on top of the bowl for trick-or-treaters on Halloween so the good candy is leftover.

Some of examples of topcoat candy are jellyfruits, pretzels, stale candy from previous holidays, generic "handmade" caramels.

by Pollo_Loco_27 November 3, 2009

bandy candy

Candy that has been crafted by Satan himself. Candy so disgusting that it makes you want to kill yourself than eat more. Appear to be Smarties on first inspection, but once you bite, you realised your mistake.
Comes in toy Volkswagons sold in Dunnes Stores.

Absolutely should not be used for "bandy candy eating contests" which can result in vomiting, severe injury and occasionally death

1: I bet I can finish off all this bandy candy before you!
2: You're on!

...20mins later...

(on floor)
1: Oh god! What have we done?!
2: I want to die!

by Katie "the whore" Redmond November 2, 2007