sexy candy panda

A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.

I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.

by Wing Wong Ching Chong January 15, 2016

Shoulder Candy

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.

I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.

by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018

Swedish Candy cane

When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.

It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.

by BananaPatch November 18, 2020

Sky candy

Beautiful pink clouds in a blue sky during a sunset that look like cotton candy

On January second the sky looked like sky candy

by Butterbirb January 21, 2021

shadow candy fanclub

The coolest fanclub to ever exist

shadow candy fanclub is yes

by totally not mox January 30, 2021

No Sandy No Candy

When you get a persistent air from a media agency after responding to their brief with all your efforts

In the aftermath of losing Sandy your media agency sales mastermind, when you lose a media agency response to a brief, you are encountering a 'no sandy no candy' moment. Hold the L.

by Sandysmate April 7, 2021

selvia canni

A person who is the manager of a cannibalistic cult and a dream stan.

Oh wow look its selvia canni on tiktok and instagram

by Selvia.canni_ontiktokandinstag July 24, 2021