cancers and libra

cancers and libras get along so well , they are just perfect for each other, a libra is an out going loud person who is always there for you when a cancer is a sensitive kinda shy person, but put them together and you’ll laugh with them for hours,

cancers and libra

girl 1:they are so cute together, what’s there signs?
girl 2:he’s a cancer and she’s a libra

girl 1:that explains it

by ivy smith April 2, 2021

Moral Cancer

A condition, person or event that attaches to your morality and slowly eats away at it until you eventually become amoral.

Rose was perfectly normal until Shawn turned her on to the Urban Dictionary, now its become her moral cancer.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

holiday candelabra

This phrase refers to a menorah. It is used by people who feel vaguely guilty about celebrating Hanukkah, and decide to pretend that what they are doing is celebrating some "universal" holiday.

It's time to bring out the holiday candelabra again.

by disco_stu911 December 7, 2011

disco cancer

A malicious disease often found in only the most hardcore disco floor attendants. Side effects often include being positively spectacular with dancing, destroying clubs with a single disco move and an unhealthy addiction to dancing up to a point where for one it is more important to dance, rather than to breathe.

I'll never stop dancing until I die from cancer, disco cancer.

by Disco Cancer Victim February 4, 2014

puppet cancer

1. A form of cancer that, when contracted, transforms you into a puppet version of yourself.
"Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. Cancer for puppets.
"Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"

1. "Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. "Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"

by Chris Amigo June 9, 2014

Gullet Cancer

The two words you don't particularly want to hear from your doctor, but if some day you WERE to hear them you'd probably rupture your gullet laughing about how great the word gullet is.

Doc: I'm sorry sir... You have gullet cancer.

You: Ahahahahaha... *strokes neck* Ooooohh...

by No Dizzle April 9, 2016

half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.

Sorry! My half cancer is acting up

by Astreet13 February 3, 2017