Camp Counselor

A person that forgets to pass the joint after they hit it.

Dude are you mentoring kids in the woods this summer or passing that shit? Damn camp Counselors

by D-momoney July 14, 2015

camp woodstock

THE BEST PLACE IN EARTH!!! camp woodstock is where campers and staff meet their best friends. every summer campers and staff come back to their second home and make the best memories of their lives. everything is special at camp and everyone will treat you like you’re family. you’ll never wanna leave camp woodstock. if you ever go to woodstock, ur a woodstocker forever.

have fun at camp woodstock where u will become family with everyone else.

by session 3 camper for 5 years!! August 13, 2019

Camp Winnipesaukee

A place where all your dreams can come true. Every weekend, you will recieve snack shack privileges if you are good the days leading up to it. In the past, the snack shack has included every type of soup. It's a place Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon visit quite often.

Hey! Camp Winnipesaukee's snack shack is open Jimmy!

by fatmilarathate November 18, 2018

Camp Alleghany

Camp Alleghany is the best place on Earth!!!! There is are activities for everyone!!!! You compete in teams, sleep in tents, swim in the river, and just be outside!!!! Ghany girls from around the world come to camp from Africa to the Philippines. LUTAT (lunch under the apple tree) we ghany girls get to have peppermint patties too!!! Friends turn into Sisters. Counselors turn into moms!!! Did I tell you its a all girls camp!?!?!? Its 3 weeks of happiness. Living life on the Greenbier river and in the Alleghany Mts. Every girl should have a chance to go to camp!!!

Camp Alleghany is a summer camp

by Emmi in my tummi May 5, 2020

Camping Cologne

Any kind of Insect Repellant, Bug Spray, whatever keeps the mosquitos from biting.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm being eaten alive by these bugs!
Person 2: Time to break out the Camping Cologne!

by Andrew Clayberg October 1, 2007

Camp Horno

The absolute worst fucking shithole to be in. Literally stands for some native word meaning Devil's Asshole or something like that. Its summer, and it hits 120 degrees here even though you're 2 miles off the beach. Come fucking winter and you'll be lucky if your balls don't stick to your frozen popsicle of a dick.

All the barracks here are run down with asbestos and black widows, and if you're lucky enough to get put in the Taj Mahal or the Hilton, your elevators don't work and you live on the 4th floor in the back.

The chow hall here serves fried chicken, raw. How the fuck that happens, nobody knows, but the chowtards make it happen. The ice cream machine is broken more often than a McDonalds and you'll be lucky if there are more windows open than a Walmart check out.

"Hey bro, I'm getting stationed at Camp Horno with 1st Marine Division."

-"Dude you're fucked. That place is in the middle of fucking nowhere with a side of medical discharge by suicidal thoughts"

by ShmeatFinger May 1, 2020

Camping Drunk

(verb) - 1. To drink enough that, in any other context, would normally cause one to pass out; however, because of the outdoor environment, one is able to chop wood, hike along a rocky trail, build a fire, swim to the other side of the lake, set up an extra tent etc. with little trouble.
2. Drinking mass amounts of alcoholic liquids while camping.
3. To wake up and start drinking with breakfast then continue drinking through out the day.

Usually done while sleeping in a tent but also occurs in cabins, motor homes and trailers.

I am Camping Drunk! It's a verb, look it up.

by felix_jungle December 26, 2011