So called girlfriend

His Definition: 'one foot in, one foot out kind of thing.'
Her Definition: 'you kinda are his girlfriend but then again he has his doubts about you being his actual girlfriend, so like, "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'

Her example: "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
His example: "I've only had 2 so called girlfriends in my life."

by misssuzieq4280 December 2, 2021

Cable and Wireless

The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.

Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?

Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.

by weddun July 11, 2011

Butt Called

When you accidentally hit redial on your cell phone ehen it's in your pants pocket.

"Hello!, Hello?, Hello?" Ask friend later, hey did you call me? "No, Oh wait, I must have butt called you when I leaned again the counter."

by jkelmo May 7, 2010

xbox usb cable

Cable used to convert from Xbox controller port to USB female port.

Neil, where is my fucking USB cable you lazy prick

by snookmz March 20, 2005

tork a wicked cable

the act of taking a wicked mean shit, which requires alot of squeezing and ultimately pinching it off, and consumes a great amount of time

After dinner, Will got up and proudly announced that he had to go tork a wicked cable

by troy lutz January 8, 2006

Larry the Cableguy

Larry the Cable Guy is a famous comedian, known best for his participation in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. His act consists of acting like a redneck, and makes millions with it because he's so good at it. His catchphrases are the ever popular "Git-R-done", and "That's funny right there".

Watched a bit of Larry the Cableguy last night, laughed my ass off.

by BlueCollarFan23 May 26, 2009

icing a cable

wanking over someone else shit that is left unflushed in a toilet e.g. at work toilet

bored at work? find a toilet that someone in which somone else has parked an unflushed log....and wank all over it. This is icing a cable

by jhkt3 May 12, 2010