A bus boner is a medical condition which affects only males. It is an erection which typically occurs while riding a bus,hence the name bus boner. It can also happen while riding a car or van. Although the erection can happen at any time during the ride, it usually takes place while the individual is reaching his stop. This often causes nervousness in the individual due to the fear of his boner being spotted while getting off the vehicle. People suffering of this condition are adviced to wear big shirts or sweaters. Hoodies are the best choice due to the pocket factor. Placing the penis in a vertical position is another, yet risky option.
by ultrajoe August 23, 2007
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by SouthJumper April 15, 2007
an old shuttle bus, school bus, or van that travels through Bergen and Hudson county New Jersey, usually to new york city. Coined a Guat bus due to the large Guatemalan population that rides and/or operates them.
by MITAMITA April 14, 2011
by Sye5325 April 24, 2009
When having sex doggystyle, the male inserts a thumb in the anus and turns his hand to resemble making a turn while driving a bus.
while doing doogy she says "Ohh yea drive me home", so you lick your thumb, inert in butthole and turn to stimulate. You re then "driving the bus"
by Jrock c January 13, 2009
The "special" kids got to ride this bus. Those with mental difficulties, and those who were "not all there"
Dave rode the short bus to school, and got to use the PA system, until he barked at one girl, who was a total dog. He was then told to sit in the back of the short bus, which in all actuallity wasn't that far back.
by GT July 13, 2004