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fuck burrito

Sticking your dick in a burrito, then proceeding to try and mate with the Mexican food.
Hey John! Have you had a fuck burrito yet?
by Thatmanguy69 March 8, 2017
mugGet the fuck burritomug.

Cum Burrito

When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.
Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.
by tonowoo August 29, 2014
mugGet the Cum Burritomug.

burrito slapped

the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.
SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
Guy #2: You just got burrito slapped bitch!
by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008
mugGet the burrito slappedmug.

Dirty Burrito

Putting your penis into an anus then pulling it out and putting it into someones mouth.
I gave her a mouth full of Dirty Burrito and she said it was better than Taco Bell!
by the dirty pirate hooker June 29, 2011
mugGet the Dirty Burritomug.

Burrito Shark

A fugly white guy/girl usually trashy that exclusivly goes for the mexican minority group.
Damn you see burrito shark? she was all over dat fence hopper.
by FiveFingertwinkies February 4, 2010
mugGet the Burrito Sharkmug.

bathroom burrito

A burrito which has been warmed using a bathroom radiator, usually while wrapped in foil.
"Just had a great bathroom burrito."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."
by GiddyHedge March 14, 2014
mugGet the bathroom burritomug.

Burrito Rapist

A man or women who sexually assaults a burrito without consent or forcefully does so.
John went to soobway and saw a burrito. He immediately fell in love with it and took it to rape it at Johnny Jim’s. Thats what I call a Burrito Rapist!!!
by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023
mugGet the Burrito Rapistmug.

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