cunt buffet

The female equivalent of a sausage fest

Holy shit! There's so many damn bitches at this club it's a fucking cunt buffet.

by papa cherry April 30, 2014

Hillbilly buffet

When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in

I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face

by Renegade rebel March 24, 2021

Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting

Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"

by BrianDZ August 6, 2016

Ghetto Buffet

Buffet of all the free food you accumulate from redeeming rewards from fast food restaurants apps.

I am broke. We bout to have a ghetto buffet tonight. What do we have for free on the McDonald’s app? Check dominoes app too! I need to see if we have a free pizza.

by BadBadblackman November 29, 2023

Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.

Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...

by anonymous June 29, 2025

baggage buffet

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.

Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she farted in the shower, giving us an all you can eat steamy buffet as lingered about.

by Diggin12 January 16, 2016