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Shoulder Boulders

Breast the things on women's chest I will never be able to touch :( other names

Tits, knockers, double D's
Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies
Boobs, melons, jubblies
Chesticles, mammaries
Milk jugs, big breasts
Shoulder boulders on your chest
Guy sees girl walking by

Guy: *Whistles* look at those shoulder boulders!
Guy 2 : Come on man be respectful call them double D's

Guy 1 nods
by ANKI_starboy January 6, 2025
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Husband Bouldering

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.
"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."
by mothy123 April 13, 2025
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Bollywood boulder

A big steamy fat and sloppy round turd
Holy fuck poopjeet just shat out a massive Bollywood boulder”
by Starry saffy February 17, 2026
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calcium boulders

A descriptive term for female breasts characterized by an unusually large and full appearance, often resulting from hormonal influences associated with surgical procedures such as fat transfer augmentation, or physiological changes during pregnancy.
She has some nice calcium boulders.
by Doctor WTF October 29, 2025
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Big boulders

The phrase one may say when their mate is wearing those shorts that really bring out their ass
Damn, look at them big boulders on Jimmy
by Edgeman67 December 6, 2025
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Over-the-shoulder-boulder

A term used in sexual related jokes which are designed in a manner to insult women. Done while fucking a chick in a rocky area. As the man is about to Skeet, he reaches over his shoulder and picks up a boulder behind him. He then slams the rock down onto the woman as he nuts, killing her in the process.
We were out at Lake Travis over spring break and I met this dirty whore. I got her wasted and was fucking her out on the cliff over the lake. She kept bitching about me taking so long so I gave her the "over-the-shoulder-boulder." Yeah, she shut the fuck up.
by Gangsta Rich June 20, 2006
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Swamp ‘n a boulder

When a girl curls up so there is a divit made in her stomach and the boy jizzes in it enough to make a pool or swamp.
My girl is asking to do a swamp ‘n a boulder tonight. It’s weird dating girls from Florida.
by SWAMMMPYIE January 23, 2018
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