If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.
The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.
by By and Large March 19, 2015
"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.
"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
by Lady Dink May 06, 2015
Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones
by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019
by Cronomass November 04, 2017
by CraiglesBagels October 21, 2009
When a man shaves all his pubic hair except for the hair on his testicles, and let's the hair grow like a beard. A form of manscaping.
Hey did you hear he's growing a raisin beard.
I wonder how I would look with a big bushy raisin beard.
I wonder how I would look with a big bushy raisin beard.
by Meeswee July 05, 2019
A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.
Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.
by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023