garbanzo beaner

a person who is white or obviously not a beaner tries to act as such

that white person is posing as a gangster (meaning a "cool" mexican) he is a garbanzo beaner

by AntiConnor January 13, 2008

Pro Beaner

A beaner that is able to steal anything without being caught. They also can do all of the jobs normal beaners do, however they are much better than average beaners. They are illegal immigrants from Mexico, but they are never caught.

My ipod, cellphone, car, house keys, computer, porn magazines, dildo, and vibrater were stolen by a pro beaner in one minute.

by ProBeaner March 14, 2007

Super Beaner

1. A white person who has out drank a Mexican at their own party and is now excepted into that Mexicans family making them an official beaner who isn't deported and can freely cross over the boarder to visit there Mexican brothers and sisters.
2. A white person who is so loco they are accepted by Mexicans as one of there own.

Loco Beaner: "Hey essay what is that kracker doing here."

Beaner: "That's no kracker that's Dirt hes'a Super Beaner."

Loco Beaner: "Oh I need to hang with him then screw u essay."

Beaner: "Ya well screw u to ESSAY!!!!!!!"

by Dallas a.k.a. Dallas Dirt July 19, 2006

Beaner Mafia

Junior mafia for Beaners

Tom: “what’s beaner mafia?”

Jose: “a junior mafia for beaners you cracker”

by Beanerbois December 14, 2018

Beaner heater

Spicy salsa put on food. Used in situations when you are unable to warm up your lunch. The spiciness tricks you into thinking the meal is warm.

Man, my taco got cold.

- Dude just use the beaner heater.

by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020

Beaner Doughnut

A Beaner Doughnut is a Churro. So named as its the Mexican version of a doughnut.

Isobel would you like a Beaner Doughnut? Adam asked as he pointed towards the churros stand.

No thank you, said isobel as I fucking hate cinemon.

by SiRaDaM88 November 19, 2018

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016