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breakin ankles

in basketball terms, to get shook up very badly with the crossover dribble or a tight trick such as something off And-1.
Jeffrey broke Bens ankles in a game of 32 tips yesterday.
by Big D June 5, 2003
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beating up the turtle head

When an uncircumsized guy masterbates at a fast enough rate to make his cock head pop in and out.
Tony O nearly passed out beating up the turtle head to a Sears catalog last night.
by Tri-State dumb ass's February 7, 2008
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beatin

dog, i was beatin this girl when her boyfriend walked in!
by p. Bills July 20, 2006
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breaking benjamin

heavy metal band with two albums, we are not alone and saturate
show me how it ends, it's alright
show me how defenseless you really are
satisfied and empty inside
well that's alright, let's give this another try
-so cold

I want a normal life
just like a new born child
I am a lover hater
I am an instigater
You are an oversight
Don't try to compromise
I'll learn to love to hate it
I am not integrated
-sooner or later
by John March 27, 2005
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Breaking the Facebook wall

Commenting about facebook on facebook, or when a group of people are having a discussion in a comment thread, and someone comments with, "This is the best/worst comment thread!"

Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck yea, I made waffles this morning. And took a picture.

Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.

Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.

Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.

Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!

Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.

Worthless William: Best comment thread ever

Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show
by Ticktok December 28, 2012
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beakend

A weekend devoted to sniffing beak every night, usually a Thursday-Sunday routine.
Have a happy beakend, everyone!
by beakend March 18, 2014
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Blaking

Being blocked when someone likes you and they know it.
bruh,stop blaking me.
by V$VP March 4, 2015
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