Epic Banana

The brilliant mac freeware game company started by Ryan Foltz around 1996. Originator of the 'commiting small crimes' genre and creator of such classics as A Day At Work, The Establishment, Stranded With Tim, Badicoot Milk and GunPlay.
Epic Banana is the best game company ever!
by kitsch October 29, 2003
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epic struggle

When you're sitting in class or work and keep falling asleep every few seconds and waking up.

You struggle to keep your eyes open and stay awake to avoid criticism from your teacher or boss.
Ben: Damn, I was having an epic struggle today in bio!
Chris: Yeah me too, learning about the circulatory system sucks.
by Ben from Rochester April 30, 2009
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epic retard

wow, joel is an epic retard
by Dr.QuikSkins December 17, 2008
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epic metal

Metal with lyrics relating to dragons, unicorns, swords, etc., such as Blind Guardian, Rhapsody, Dragonforce.
Epic metal makes me want to play D&D
by Kraut! April 30, 2006
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Epic Mafia

A site where the objective is to spam the most in a chatroom, create make-believe friends over the internet, and compose bullshit theories about a game where a majority of victory is based on luck. Known for pissers who usually rage like hell, because points in an online game are all that they have in their miserable existence. This usually contributes to people committing suicide and/or falling into a coma and turning into a vegetable.

Birthplace of online gonorrhea.
lucidrains: Come to Epic Mafia for family fun, asshole!
by laexio December 28, 2011
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Epic Burn

The ultimate comeback. A retort that is so awesome that there is no recovery from it. When used effectively it has the power to pwn your life.

Only the Counter to the Epic Burn can deflect its destructive force.
friend 1: "Until I'm done taking this medication my doctor says i should stop having sex"
friend 2: "Shouldn't be a problem for you"
*all laugh*
friend 3: "Do you need some aloe vera for that Epic Burn?"
friend 1: "stfu noob"
by midgetsl4yer January 05, 2009
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Epic Day

A annual holiday falling on March 10th. Originally started to celebrate the birthday of THE Chuck Norris, Epic Day involves listening to epic songs and watching epic movies (no, not Epic Movie). Epic Day was started on March 10th, 2008 by two epicly cool cats from Bensalem, PA.
The Epic Day Soundtrack mainly consists of...Lux Aeterna (LotR version) and O Fortuna.
by Bo Chen March 10, 2008
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