Bathroom Terrorist

A person who goes into a high traffic bathroom, a bar or restaurant, or your house bathroom on poker night, and disables the fan, then disables the flush mechanism on the toilet. The perpetrator then proceeds to take a Full Monty, sweat on the forehead, massive backsplash to the ass shit. Then sneaks out the window and comes in the back or front door as if the whole time he was outside smoking or talking on the phone.....He then watches and screams allah as you come out of the bathroom.

Awwwwwwwwwww I got hit by a bathroom terrorist at my party last night, I'm pretty sure it was that goddamn Eric, he blew that bathroom up in Kansas City this year.

by Awwwwwwwwwwwwww February 20, 2013

Shopping bag bathroom break

When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.

Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.

by Lead Party Cheif September 3, 2009

bathroom staller

An absolutely lavatorioushly rrretardated conservative man boy, lovers if you will, of the male man pusswassian, who regularly just hasssss to have their sex with a meat lovers pizza and a cup of toilet. They make no sense and neither does this definition, but fuck it.

Church of the Evacuate Digestion

bathroom staller: Psst, hey buddy, you know what would go good with this toilet? *tap* *tap* *tap*

guy in next stall: get the fuck outta here you bathroom staller. you're holding up the nation.

by Church of the Evacuate Dig October 8, 2011

drink from the bathroom tap

Being a lesbian.

You're not supposed to drink from your bathroom tap. The water is stagnant or full of dead birds or some shit. The water tastes weird, anyway.

It's not the right tap for drinking out of.

Ergh, no thanks love, I don't drink from the bathroom tap.

by Divka October 15, 2010

use the bathroom

Use the bathroom

(Utb)
When a man thinks he needs a woman but really just needs to ejaculate on something, an enlightened Woman may says...

utb!

I.E.

Would you please use the bathroom not me

An accommodating woman that doesn't want to upset the status quo, She might just put her hand on her chest Like protecting herself - Who me?

She will eventually come to her senses.

You are so magnificent I can see this really going places

That's nice, Use the bathroom!

by Money budlinks January 9, 2014

"We-Sex" Bathroom

Instead of a uni-sex bathroom it is a bathroom you have sex in.

"Hey, is that a uni-sex bathroom?"

Giving them bedroom eyes, "Nope, it's a "we-sex" bathroom"

by hippiedick February 6, 2010

bathroom finger

a word pretaining to the "third leg"

i shook my bathroom finger

by luke anstet June 10, 2011