baseball bat 

The ultimate weapon when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. It can even be thrown like a tomohawk should your intended victim appear to be outrunning you. However, if there is a red taffic light nearby, simply smash the window of the first car, kill the guy inside it, drive up after the primary target, and while passing, swing the bat full-force at his head. A decapitation guaranteed

So you wanna be a hitman for fat Alfredo, skinny Lou? Awrighty, take out Stupid Gianni and Smelly Joe wit dis baseball bat

baseball bat by Jonzo the Weasel January 22, 2006

BASEBALL CAP 

A Type of hat generally worn by old men ranging from 75-93 years old. Wearing a baseball cap is a sign of ageing and usually paired with dependency of prescription drugs such as CRESTOR or LIPITOR . In very rare occasions used by mid twenty year old woman with drawers full of baseball caps and shades to express the excitement of a return to California on Instagram or other social media.

"In moving back to CA you recognize the importance of having an entire drawer designated to baseball caps & Sunglasses (insert CA related Emoji here)

BASEBALL CAP by THE BASEBALL CAP GUY September 24, 2014

baseball guy 

The hottest sport for a guy. All girls will look at them and drool🤤🤤

Dang u see that guy over there? He must be a baseball guy

baseball guy by Abbyma April 14, 2019

baseball seeker 

retard

look at da state o dat baseball seeker!!! lol hes a fucking retard

baseball seeker by hambo July 9, 2003

Baseball Stuff 

adjective. a total lack of interest in reference to a conversation.

Friend 1: Dude check out the wheels on that mustang!! Friend 2: Yeah Baseball Stuff

Baseball Stuff by Diet Dr. Thunder May 9, 2009

baseball statistics 

A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.

Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."

baseball statistics by D-Money-Swag February 23, 2015

baseball widow 

Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.

Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.

Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.

Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."

Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."

baseball widow by Dirty Lou June 30, 2016