Assing the Dick

The act of accepting an erect penis into one's rectum without reservation or hesitation.

Dude, check out this porn clip! She's assing the dick!

by SmellYoDick April 15, 2008

asinine

saying that a girls ass is almost perfect. 9 out of 10

ill give her face a two, and her asinine

by Allen Weik June 16, 2008

Assing

The process of using one's ass to suggest that another person move elsewhere.

"Dude, what are you doing in my face"
"Sorry man, that guy was assing me this way"

by VerkyTheTurky January 27, 2013

Asinine

Nine Asses

Ass to the ninth degree

Ass to the power nine.

Much more Assy than Ass-A-Two

A nine tailed fox is asinine - and so is my boss.

by 39tmzz1f7k January 20, 2009

assing my ride

In contrast to "riding my ass", which is when someone pesters you about NOT doing a certain task, this pertains to when someone harps on you about spending TOO MUCH time on a task or project; particularly one involving the upkeep or improvement of a car or motorcycle.

Wife: Another thing; you spend way too much of your free time working on that old junker in the garage!

Husband: Quit assing my ride!

by jigsawz67 April 7, 2011

chiara and aylin

two extremly funny girls who laugh at everything and have a million inside jokes cause there just so funny.

1. forehead titaeeess
2. did you see chiara and aylin today? wow there funny.

by blablalbla August 18, 2010

Absinthe

A very strong alcoholic beverage.

"Absinthe, the drink that makes you want to kill yourself instantly".

by Uncle Jez January 7, 2010