Average

3-5 inches

“Omg it’s so small” “no it’s average”

by Shash is hot October 22, 2022

Average

Average means normal. Average is always at the medium mark, it is not too much neither too low.

Here are the things that an average person does in his lifetime:

Go to school
Graduate from college
Get a girlfriend
Get married
Get two kids (a daughter and a son)
Get his kids graduated
Live a normal life.

David:Jessica do you think my personality is charming?
Jessica:Nope, I think your average.
(David didn't come to high school tomorrow neither the day after.)

by XxThisisnotmyrealnameXx March 05, 2018

Average DarkWeb User

Nigga from discord actually knows how to make drugs and bombs please help me he has my ip

Average DarkWeb User sent me a tutorial on how to make a bomb

by Stephen Legweak July 22, 2022

sloppy average joe

its The act of making a sloppy joe out of a working class man in an act of cannibalism

John: did You hear the rat threatened to make me into a sloppy average joe
Bruce: shit man that’s wild

by Hannibal the cannibal February 15, 2019

Below average penis

The slang for: "a huge penis"

"Bro that's a below average penis"
"Yeah, I know right, ITS HUGE!"

by Clutzx January 01, 2024

Decently averagely small

Basically the opposite of decently averagely tall. You are smaller than an average human but not as small as a small person

I mean compared to Joe you are decently averagely small

by Aguyontheinternetwholikeswords December 14, 2021

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021