the worst of worst unfunny jokes ever to exist you arent funny, u are just annoying. please stop it, before i kill you.
"hey but when"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"
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That question which often precedes "are you gay?"
This can come from anybody who has little experience going about somebody potentially in the closet, most of all those who don't know to avoid asking directly. That includes friends, co-workers, parents, cousins, family, and even other known gays.
This can come from anybody who has little experience going about somebody potentially in the closet, most of all those who don't know to avoid asking directly. That includes friends, co-workers, parents, cousins, family, and even other known gays.
Heterosexual: Hey, can I ask you something? Don't be offended. You don't need to answer if you don't want to.
Internally- panicking and closeted homosexual: Yeah, what is it?
Heterosexual: Are you gay?
Internally- panicking and closeted homosexual: Yeah, what is it?
Heterosexual: Are you gay?
by 83rd element December 26, 2018
Get the Can I ask you something? mug.A bullshit fake diary written by an anti-drug Mormon woman with a series of 'diaries', that are listed as non-fiction to scare little kids into not doing drugs, joining a gang or the occult, getting pregnant, getting anorexia, or getting AIDS.
What never ceases to amaze me is that some people still think that these diaries are by real teenagers, even though they are share the same writing style and are all completely fake. Our English teacher gave this book to us when we were 12 and told us it was a real diary. We were all cracking up before the end of it.
What never ceases to amaze me is that some people still think that these diaries are by real teenagers, even though they are share the same writing style and are all completely fake. Our English teacher gave this book to us when we were 12 and told us it was a real diary. We were all cracking up before the end of it.
Excerpt from Go Ask Alice:
"Oh those were fun, fun times! I'm going to start on a diet this very day. I will be a positively different person by the time we get to our new home. Not one more bite of chocolate or nary a french fried potato will pass my lips till I've lost ten globby pounds of lumpy lard."
Yes, that sounds like a 15-year-old girl's diary...
"Oh those were fun, fun times! I'm going to start on a diet this very day. I will be a positively different person by the time we get to our new home. Not one more bite of chocolate or nary a french fried potato will pass my lips till I've lost ten globby pounds of lumpy lard."
Yes, that sounds like a 15-year-old girl's diary...
by Angelacia July 15, 2007
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Funny you should ask.
I made a cake covered in cream and strawberries.
That made me victorious.
Funny you should ask.
I made a cake covered in cream and strawberries.
That made me victorious.
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Stoner 1: Hey man, what's up?
Stoner 2: Not much dude, what about you?
Stoner 1: Nothing really, you?
Stoner 2: You fail, you just double-asked. Are you stoned?
Stoner 2: Not much dude, what about you?
Stoner 1: Nothing really, you?
Stoner 2: You fail, you just double-asked. Are you stoned?
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