by Mike Manock February 5, 2005
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Patient: because my anus itches and has grapes inside
Doctor: those are not grapes they are hemroids
Patient: because my anus itches and has grapes inside
Doctor: those are not grapes they are hemroids
by BigBalzena June 6, 2010
Get the anus mug.Rotten Anus is the medical term used when describing someone who has the power to kill whole forests by expelling the toxic fumes from his or her bowels. Over time the persons anus will become so rotten that medical attention may be required. Please note that Rotten Anus can, and has, caused those around the sick individual to vomit and go into seizure.
Well we had to share a room, and I can't believe I've been exposed to Rotten Anus. That stank woke me up in the middle of the night. I thought terrorists were dropping mustard gas on the hotel. Jeeze, I mean, I feel bad for people with major medical issues, but this is just horrendous. My entire nasal passages have now been exposed to the deadly Rotten Anus. Will I ever make it to 40? Damn-death by Rotten Anus. Shitty.
by F'ed Up October 11, 2007
Get the Rotten Anus mug.when someone,usually a male, clamps there ass cheeks on a persons nose(usually alseep) and then farts. a very horrible experience.
by bmxking May 13, 2005
Get the anus fly trap mug.Anushrava is a girl who you think is the most gorgeous and beautiful girl you have ever met. Someone who has changed you and made me a better person. She has the best sense of humor out of everyone sometimes worst you know and she has the greatest personality that can brighten your day only if herself she is in good mood. Her smile can make you smile every time you see it even when you are just not in the mood to speak to anyone. She has a body that you love no matter if she is skinny. You find her eyes to be the most beautiful out of everyone else's. She is the type of girl where you don't have the struggle to not stare at her body. Her face is the part of her body that you believe is the most important part and you believe you should stare at at all times. To you she is so special because you care so much about her that even you find it and her crazy sometimes. You treat her the way every girl should be treated: like a true princess (but not spoiled). You will be there for her every time she is down and out and you will talk to her whenever you get the chance because you care so much. That is the true definition of anushrava.
Actually she can be defined as best person on the planet.
And yes she is my janeman
Actually she can be defined as best person on the planet.
And yes she is my janeman
I love you,anushrava
by Sidhant.shahi January 24, 2018
Get the anushrava mug.noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.
verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"
verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"
by Nina Rees June 14, 2008
Get the Smoke Anus mug.A term that gay men use to describe a guy who can't take much rear-end action without bleeding profusely.
Tony's been out of the closet for 12 years, but he's still a glass anus. Last night, I shattered his rectum.
by Sidecarsallyy July 15, 2011
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