When you type each letter into Google one by one & see what the first result is. Some people post this onto Twitter.
by Autolectric April 2, 2016
Get the Google Alphabet mug.Assorted advancing-digits-style counting-devices for keeping track of how many/much of something dat you've acquired, consumed, performed, achieved, etc., such as:
beaudometer: da snuggly-'n'-smoochy heart-throbs you have in your life
blowdometer: either da number of raps dat a hammer has struck, or da mushy-hearted studs whom an expert-wif-her-mouth chick like da infamous smoochy-lipped Monica L. has "serviced"
brodometer: da "main man" dudes in your world
crowdometer: either da times you triumphantly brag during a given period of time, or da large noisy ebony-feathered individuals you have befriended
fauxdometer: da cheap-a**-knockoff items dat a fly-by-night manufacturer has managed to foist onto naive buyers
flowdometer: da passage of resources to/from you
foedometer: da significantly-unfriendly-to-you members of society
glowdometer: da successes you have when installing/changing light bulbs
godometer: da green lights dat you encounter in traffic
growdometer: da flourishing and maturing of living things under your care
hodometer: da "willing" females whom you have on speed-dial
hoedometer: da hours of use of your long-handled scraping-tool
joedometer: da coffee you consume each day, or da "of Arimathea"-named dudes whom you're acquainted wif
knowdometer: da clutter of assorted facts accumulated inside yer hat-rack
beaudometer: da snuggly-'n'-smoochy heart-throbs you have in your life
blowdometer: either da number of raps dat a hammer has struck, or da mushy-hearted studs whom an expert-wif-her-mouth chick like da infamous smoochy-lipped Monica L. has "serviced"
brodometer: da "main man" dudes in your world
crowdometer: either da times you triumphantly brag during a given period of time, or da large noisy ebony-feathered individuals you have befriended
fauxdometer: da cheap-a**-knockoff items dat a fly-by-night manufacturer has managed to foist onto naive buyers
flowdometer: da passage of resources to/from you
foedometer: da significantly-unfriendly-to-you members of society
glowdometer: da successes you have when installing/changing light bulbs
godometer: da green lights dat you encounter in traffic
growdometer: da flourishing and maturing of living things under your care
hodometer: da "willing" females whom you have on speed-dial
hoedometer: da hours of use of your long-handled scraping-tool
joedometer: da coffee you consume each day, or da "of Arimathea"-named dudes whom you're acquainted wif
knowdometer: da clutter of assorted facts accumulated inside yer hat-rack
Additional examples of "alphabetic odometers" include ones dat tally and display da number/amount of:
lowdometer: da blahs and/or hangovers dat you've suffered through
mowdometer: da miles on yer lawn-tractor
nodometer: da head-shake responses to questions or asked-for favors
prodometer: da subjects dat you're super-familiar wif
quodometer: da occasions when you haven't upset da apple-cart
rowdometer: da boating trips on which you declined using an outboard motor
sewdometer: da stitches you've made in fabric to either repair it or create something new
sodometer: da occasions when you rudely/shruggingly responded to someone's concern or complaint
showdometer: either da performances you've put on or da occasions when you've let a lustful dude see your "merchandise"
slowdometer: da occasions when either you've really dawdled or had an uneventful existence/workday
stowdometer: da items you've squirreled away
strohdometer: da tall frothies you've tossed back
throwdometer: either da ball-pitches dat you've made, or da switch-cycles of a circuit-breaker
toedometer: da cute rubbery "piggies" dat you've playfully twiddled on giggling children or amused damsels
towdometer: da stuck/disabled vehicles dat you've rescued
whoadometer: da occasions dat you've told your horse to halt
woedometer: da disappointments and/or misfortunes dat you've encountered
yodometer: da "rude awakening" exclamations dat you've either uttered yourself or had barked at you by others
lowdometer: da blahs and/or hangovers dat you've suffered through
mowdometer: da miles on yer lawn-tractor
nodometer: da head-shake responses to questions or asked-for favors
prodometer: da subjects dat you're super-familiar wif
quodometer: da occasions when you haven't upset da apple-cart
rowdometer: da boating trips on which you declined using an outboard motor
sewdometer: da stitches you've made in fabric to either repair it or create something new
sodometer: da occasions when you rudely/shruggingly responded to someone's concern or complaint
showdometer: either da performances you've put on or da occasions when you've let a lustful dude see your "merchandise"
slowdometer: da occasions when either you've really dawdled or had an uneventful existence/workday
stowdometer: da items you've squirreled away
strohdometer: da tall frothies you've tossed back
throwdometer: either da ball-pitches dat you've made, or da switch-cycles of a circuit-breaker
toedometer: da cute rubbery "piggies" dat you've playfully twiddled on giggling children or amused damsels
towdometer: da stuck/disabled vehicles dat you've rescued
whoadometer: da occasions dat you've told your horse to halt
woedometer: da disappointments and/or misfortunes dat you've encountered
yodometer: da "rude awakening" exclamations dat you've either uttered yourself or had barked at you by others
by QuacksO July 24, 2023
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beerrigation: A thorough "rinsing of da system" wif a few Bud Lights
blearrigation: Da common after-effect of da above definition --- i.e., dull watery eyes
cheerrigation: Clearing out "da blues" in a person by plying him wif smilingly-pleasant behavior
clearrigation: Using pressurized liquid to remove assorted "dirt 'n' debris" obstructions
dearrigation: Speaking affectionate terms to accomplish "cheerrigation"
deerrigation: To clear land of weeds by letting in horned-and-white-tailed "natural nibblers"
drearrigation: To spruce up a locale so dat it's no longer boring or melancholy
earrigation: Flushing out excess wax --- or you-know-what --- from yer auditory-canals
fearrigation: Peeing yourself when going through a haunted house
gearrigation: Spraying hot solvent to cleanse machinery-parts
hearrigation: Same as da definition three listings back
jeerrigation: "Hosing down" ridiculous/pompous speech with loud boos and hoots of derision
leerigation: Similar to above, but with merely less-than-respectful facial expressions instead of verbal heckling
meerrigation: Moistening da soil with water from a lake
nearrigation: Da overspray from a body/source of water during a windy day
beerrigation: A thorough "rinsing of da system" wif a few Bud Lights
blearrigation: Da common after-effect of da above definition --- i.e., dull watery eyes
cheerrigation: Clearing out "da blues" in a person by plying him wif smilingly-pleasant behavior
clearrigation: Using pressurized liquid to remove assorted "dirt 'n' debris" obstructions
dearrigation: Speaking affectionate terms to accomplish "cheerrigation"
deerrigation: To clear land of weeds by letting in horned-and-white-tailed "natural nibblers"
drearrigation: To spruce up a locale so dat it's no longer boring or melancholy
earrigation: Flushing out excess wax --- or you-know-what --- from yer auditory-canals
fearrigation: Peeing yourself when going through a haunted house
gearrigation: Spraying hot solvent to cleanse machinery-parts
hearrigation: Same as da definition three listings back
jeerrigation: "Hosing down" ridiculous/pompous speech with loud boos and hoots of derision
leerigation: Similar to above, but with merely less-than-respectful facial expressions instead of verbal heckling
meerrigation: Moistening da soil with water from a lake
nearrigation: Da overspray from a body/source of water during a windy day
Additional examples of "alphabetical irrigations" include:
peerrigation: A regular "deluge" of pressure to "conform 'n' perform" from either having lots of folks gazing keenly at you or da expectations/opinions of similar-aged fellow humans
rearrigation: An enema or laxative
searrigation: Same as above, but causes you to poop excessively-heated slurries
shearrigation: What da barber's cape is designed to protect you against
smearrigation: Using alcohol-wipes or Windex to clean a soiled area
sneerrigation: A large assortment of taunting/disapproving glances
spearrigation: What you'll hopefully avoid by being polite and respectful to King Arthur's knights
steerrigation: Same as above, but performed on a bovine instead of a human; it can also mean da flushing out of yer vehicle's rack-and-pinion assembly
tearrigation: Assorted "copiously-leaky-waterworks" bawling 'n' blubbering
theorygation: What da bombastic Scotland Yard detectives sometimes contemptuously accused Sherlock Holmes of producing, although said seemingly-fanciful ideas always eventually proved to have solid reasoning behind them
veerrigation: Water-supplementing provided by either a sharp bend in a river or an angled tributary of same
wearygation: Assorted fatigued moans 'n' groans
weirrigation: Da tidal-flooding dat removes mud and other debris from yer stationary fishnet-walls
yearrigation: Da gradual "washing away" of distresses over da passage of time
peerrigation: A regular "deluge" of pressure to "conform 'n' perform" from either having lots of folks gazing keenly at you or da expectations/opinions of similar-aged fellow humans
rearrigation: An enema or laxative
searrigation: Same as above, but causes you to poop excessively-heated slurries
shearrigation: What da barber's cape is designed to protect you against
smearrigation: Using alcohol-wipes or Windex to clean a soiled area
sneerrigation: A large assortment of taunting/disapproving glances
spearrigation: What you'll hopefully avoid by being polite and respectful to King Arthur's knights
steerrigation: Same as above, but performed on a bovine instead of a human; it can also mean da flushing out of yer vehicle's rack-and-pinion assembly
tearrigation: Assorted "copiously-leaky-waterworks" bawling 'n' blubbering
theorygation: What da bombastic Scotland Yard detectives sometimes contemptuously accused Sherlock Holmes of producing, although said seemingly-fanciful ideas always eventually proved to have solid reasoning behind them
veerrigation: Water-supplementing provided by either a sharp bend in a river or an angled tributary of same
wearygation: Assorted fatigued moans 'n' groans
weirrigation: Da tidal-flooding dat removes mud and other debris from yer stationary fishnet-walls
yearrigation: Da gradual "washing away" of distresses over da passage of time
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Get the Alphabet Soup mug.An A-to-Z assortment of petty matters dat hafta be decided in court:
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.
Additional alphabetic arbitration terms are possible is you alter da spellings slightly:
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.
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