Alphabet

Any binary gender nonconforming individual.

-Joey came out as alphabet to their family.
-I’m alphabet as they come, motherfucker.

by @thejarlequin January 1, 2020

alphabetized

When you organize something alphabetically

I alphabetized my entire comic collection

by Alphabetized October 30, 2015

Alphabet

A series of letters in the English alphabet

The alphabet goes:

A
C
B
E
D
G
F
H
J
I
K
M
N
O
L
P
R
S
Q
T
V
U
Z
Y
W
X

by Polskii February 7, 2019

AsertsereSawedish Alphabet is a Abrasion: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-hapiens who are addicted to axolotls with fishbones on their chewing gum.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolots with fishbones on their chewing gum?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: AsertsereSawedish Alphabet is a Abrasion: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

alphabet soup

Exotic recreational drugs known by letter abbreviations, particularly in combination. Generally used as a derogatory term by people who do not partake in such things, and/or a descriptive term when everyone in a group of people at a party is on something different.

A: What the hell are you guys on?!

B: Well joe and sally are on tripping 2C-B, mary is on MBDB and MDAI, the people fucking in the corner are on 4-MMC and...
A: Got it, alphabet soup - I'm gonna do some good old fashioned cocaine here and smoke a joint if anyone wants to join me...

by Doc. A February 12, 2017

alphabetical investigations

BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation

If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

The Alphabet

1.All the letters typed in the correct sequence,
literally forming ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Why would a person in kindergarten spend like 26 days to learn THE FUCKING ALPHABET?

Kindergartener: Great I'm going to learn the alphabet
Parents: yay

by [UsernameHere] March 8, 2021