alcoholic

In the Montclair Region, alcoholic is described as a term of victory. Many people would call it being a "Steve Santangelo" or "Kareem Bakr." By being an alcohol, its not how drunk you get, just how many ruit games you can take until you pass out.

"Did you see James on the ruit table last night?!!?!"
"Yeah dude, he took so many beers to the face the last few nights, he must be an alcoholic."
"Nah dude!! He's just the next Steve Santangelo!"

by Beef002 March 25, 2009

Rubbing Alcohol

The More Painful Alternative To The Band-Aid

Don't You DARE Try To Hurt Me With That Bottle Of Rubbing Alcohol!

by Eevee35 June 27, 2014

alcoholic retard

people who only become retarded when they're drunk

Nora: Lindsey's smart when she's sober
Maura: yeah but when she's drunk she's an alcoholic retard

by YAY12345 October 19, 2010

chronic alcoholic

An alcoholic who also loves to smoke chronic.

John is a chronic alcoholic, he loves to smoke chronic when he's drinking.

by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013

seasonal alcoholic

Drinking more frequently to get through the cold months of the year in the midwest.

Clyde "I get so bored during the winter i end up drinking to pass the time"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"

by shoot2grill January 17, 2016

Rectangle of Alcohol

A synonym for a Box of Wine.

After work I'm going home to drink a rectangle of alcohol and watch Netflix. Don't judge me.

by RCL37 May 22, 2014

alcohol conspiracy

A term that formed when alcohol companies teamed up with a body shimmering powder company to increase their profits, leading people to drink in disbelief of the product names of Sweet Honesty and Night Magic Evening Musk.

--"I'm shaking my head in disbelief.Who comes up with these? I need to drink."

--"That's because it's an alcohol conspiracy"

by mcg123 November 22, 2011