cock abuser

When someone beats there meat too much, or has there meat beaten to much
Boyfriend:MY COCK IS RAW!
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: CUZ YOUR A COCK ABUSER
by Aaron Strainz June 18, 2015
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Abuse unit

Texas law defines "Abuse unit" thus (Health and Safety Code, Title 6, Subtitle C, Chapter 481, Subchapter A, Section 481.002):

(A) except as provided by Paragraph (B):

(i) a single unit on or in any adulterant, dilutant, or similar

carrier medium, including marked or perforated blotter paper, a

tablet, gelatin wafer, sugar cube, or stamp, or other medium that

contains any amount of a controlled substance listed in Penalty

Group 1-A, if the unit is commonly used in abuse of that

substance; or

(ii) each quarter-inch square section of paper, if the adulterant,

dilutant, or carrier medium is paper not marked or perforated into

individual abuse units; or
(B) if the controlled substance is in liquid or solid form, 40 micrograms

of the controlled substance including any adulterant or dilutant.

The most well-known substance in "Penalty Group 1-A" is LSD. The term "Abuse unit" is used in order to fairly prosecute possession or manufacture of drugs that are usually dosed with blotter paper (and other hard-to-measure mediums).
"Bro—Kady just boofed five abuse units of LSD!"
by cumshark October 22, 2019
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hashtag abuser

One who uses hashtags excessively or creates hashtags incorrectly by using a series of words that would not like be used by anyone other than that person
Beth is a hashtag abuser because she uses a tremendous amount of of hashtags for simple pictures.
by pseu_DAY_nym August 04, 2014
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Magical Abuse

by BigChi123 September 27, 2018
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boner abuse

Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.
Just say no to boner abuse!
by ZeketheZookeeper April 09, 2017
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Crib Abuse

When people use you for your house and go there whenever it’s available while you never get anything in return. They abuse the privilege of hanging out at your crib.
“Damn i’m suffering from crib abuse jake and robert always come to my house during the weekend and never invite me to anything.”
by Hayes Lamoureux November 13, 2018
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peroxide abuser

Poser,thinks the world revolves around them. Bleached hair, claims to skate, lame, messed, what more can u ask of a poser?
"I'm so cool, I did a nollie 360." No you didn't, you peroxide abuser
by right/with/the/world December 20, 2002
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