Polish Pete - a young man called Peter of Polish birth who his particularly proud of his heritage, but is really just a bloke from West Yorkshire. Loves the outdoors and will have a strong affliction with some sort of outdoor activity (e.g. cycling) to the point where it no longer becomes a hobby but is more a habit and will consume the majority of their time. Polish Pete will brag about being able to drink like a slav, but can only really handle a few pints and a mixer before he feels tired and wants to go to bed.
Cyclist 1: "I thought Polish Pete was Polish? He sounds like a loiner to me."
Cyclist 2: "He is Polish - he ain't no Leeds chap either, he's from Bradford."
Cyclist 1: "Ah, that makes sense. It's full of immigrants up there"
Cyclist 2: "He is Polish - he ain't no Leeds chap either, he's from Bradford."
Cyclist 1: "Ah, that makes sense. It's full of immigrants up there"
by northernlass18 December 3, 2018
Get the Polish Petemug. A male (given name of Nathan) with an abnormally sized phallus. Women are speechless and astonished when Pete Nathanson imposes his BDE on them. An irresistible character with incredible wit and charm
by Pete Nathanson February 10, 2023
Get the Pete Nathansonmug. A noun which describes the act of taking a dump at someone else's house. There once was actually an Uncle Pete who repeatedly shitted at others' houses, but his exact name and time of existance has been lost over time.
by Doo Brown March 13, 2007
Get the Uncle Petemug. by aedwards225 April 3, 2008
Get the Geezy Petemug. When a person Farts real loud he then blames a person named Pete to cause confusion so he does not get the blame.
Wes leaned back and let out a explosive wet half shit and half gas fart then He yells " Hello Pete". Alfred is confused and looks around for pete and forgets about the smell and the sound
by Here everything is Better August 31, 2006
Get the hello petemug. The infamous guy who wrote the song "Pinacoladaburg" which got ripped off by Jimmy Buffets song "Margaritaville".
Coconut Pete's reaction, "That son of a son of a Bitch!"
Coconut Pete's reaction, "That son of a son of a Bitch!"
There is the island man Coconut Pete, pours himself a shot of tequila, there's a little place called pleasure Island, boy would I like to feel ya
by Hungoverballsack June 21, 2015
Get the Coconut Petemug.