Garrett

Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males

“Wow look at that dude I bet he likes black dick, what a Garrett”

by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

Garrett Effect

When whatever your thinking happens or is spoken out loud or appears on a TV/video etc.

*someone sings a song that you were thinking of*

You: “Woah! Garrett Effect.”

by Ggccll August 9, 2018

Garrett

Someone who is a low life sonofabitch, He's a cocky motherfucker and he knows it. He usually has to use a pair of tweezers to grab his dick and has many urges to talk about how he loves the taste of cock.

You:Garrett how are you doing. Garrett: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED PENIS BEFORE!!!!

by Fuckyougarrett March 3, 2022

Dirty Garrett

When one proceeds to give another man a blow job after eating ass and not cleaning his face

I can't believe josh gave dean a dirty Garrett and left shit on his dick

by Diddylover03 June 7, 2025

garrett

Garrett is the type of guy to cum in you and leave. Never trust a Garrett. He also is the type of guy to have a twin.

Garrett used my pussy and never spoke to me again

by anonymous nalle April 4, 2022

Garrett Oakes

A hot white guy that’s around 5’5 who is very athletic but can pull any girl he looks some how

Garrett Oakes is hot

by anonymous January 26, 2021

Garrett

The kid who has a crush on a girl and shows it by pulling on her ponytail in class.

Garrett decided to go on a bike ride.

by abcde4568 April 9, 2019