People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball
by UrbanDictionaryScientists April 12, 2020

a gay british male who gets zero action in real life so he dates people online, typically on games such as roblox and minecraft. he gets very emotional at times and likes to express that, which you think is a manly thing to do, but he’s really just looking for attention from his peers. he also enjoys to bully people younger then him because he’s a little bitch with no balls to stand up for himself to others his age or older.
by pussyslayer2910 August 23, 2018

by lytnbrkr November 18, 2022

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.
Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!
I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.
I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.
by serentimmy85 November 24, 2021

A German Called "Hurensohn" wich means "Man of Honor", Very Kind and Small "Nuttensohn" wich means "Respectable Person."
by Birb = Gae October 26, 2022

Usually a good ans handsome guy, but if you say his name fast enough, you will sound like an angry frog.
by anonymous December 15, 2020

Person 1: Ruben stop trying to own me, im not black
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher
by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023
