Ruben

People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball
Damn that kid Ruben is shrinking

(Person 2)Yeah I know he stoped growing at 11 years old
That sucks
by UrbanDictionaryScientists April 12, 2020
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Ruben

a gay british male who gets zero action in real life so he dates people online, typically on games such as roblox and minecraft. he gets very emotional at times and likes to express that, which you think is a manly thing to do, but he’s really just looking for attention from his peers. he also enjoys to bully people younger then him because he’s a little bitch with no balls to stand up for himself to others his age or older.
Girl: That guy Ruben is such a prick.
Guy: I know right, what a bitchy asshole!
by pussyslayer2910 August 23, 2018
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Ruben broadbent

A stupid person who lacks brain cells and acts like an irrational cunt
Dave can’t even do simple maths, he’s such a Ruben broadbent
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Alex Ruben Sandwich

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.
Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!

I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.
by serentimmy85 November 24, 2021
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Ruben Lemos

A German Called "Hurensohn" wich means "Man of Honor", Very Kind and Small "Nuttensohn" wich means "Respectable Person."
Ruben Lemos is a Hurensohn because he is kind and respectful
by Birb = Gae October 26, 2022
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Ruben

Usually a good ans handsome guy, but if you say his name fast enough, you will sound like an angry frog.
-I just heard Ruben is coming to the party
-Damn, go hide all the hoes
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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ruben

A nigga who is racist but blacked, he loves eating chicken and watermelon with some grape kool aid.
Person 1: Ruben stop trying to own me, im not black
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher
by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023
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