(Noun)-The Narcissistic Bailor is a phrase used to describe an individual that generally possesses an over- inflated ego and while confronted they will either shift gears into a manipulative attack mode or fly the coop. In other words, since they can't take the heat, they get the hell out of the kitchen!!!! Typically, the word unhealthy is thrown around by them in an effort to portray that they are being subjected to unhealthy behavior, when in fact they are the UNHEALTHY ones. These people will go on a vacation with their significant other and if a nerve is struck; disagreement arises, forget it! Next thing you know , your in the car for 9 hours on the way home, riding in silence! Total assholes!!!
"I am so over this bullshit with this Narcissistic Bailor!!! What adult behaves this way? They need "DEPENDS". Not only is their behavior childish, but it's so fucken rude. After bailing at the beach, and riding shotgun with their silent ass I contemplated punching him in his face or jumping out of the car!!! Life is way too short to deal with a narcississtic bailor. Karma is a bitch!!!!
by Cappy C January 30, 2023

a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton
b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior
b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior
as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster
by Sexydimma February 27, 2018

Someone that hates being alone, since being alone is like someone sticking a mirror in their brain, and they are left with nobody but themselves.
A narcissist thinks everyone else gets as lonely as they do when left alone. If you hate being in your own company, do you really love anyone or anything as much as you claim to?
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

by lighltysalted August 11, 2022

That guy I used to date was a real narcissist like Justin Trudeau, he will ruin your life, stay away!
by EMGOG September 29, 2022

A person who cannot see beyond their own ego and believe they are superior to other people. They will court you and love him you but will quickly change to manipulation, lies, and controlling behavior. They will always try to flip situations on the other person, making them feel like they should apologize. After attacking then they will give positive affection to draw their pray back in before going back to their tactics. They take joy in breaking down others to feel superior and win in arguments. They will manipulation situations in order to always be right. They lack empathy and only truly care about themselves.
“Jonathan is a true narcissist and got caught emotional cheating on his girlfriend, and instead of owning his wrong doings, he blames his girl friend for his actions, gives her insults to break her down, and manipulates the conversation in his favor to make her believe she is at fault when in reality she is actually the victim of the situation”
by Finally walking away August 27, 2023

Because the narcissist has no disorder.
"As you insisted, I went to the therapist. She told me I have narcissistic personality order, which she said very few individuals have. I described our relationship and she wants to see you three times a week."
by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020
