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Angry Mermaid

When 2 dudes ejaculate into the ears of a girl who is sitting poolside and then shove her under the water so the semen starts to rise out of her ears and appears as smoke.
The way the semen came out of her ears when she was under the water made her look like an angry mermaid!
by Monster Kyle October 6, 2022
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Little Mermaid

When a movie or TV studio race or gender swaps a character with no reason. Often done to promote inclusivity.
The new scooby doo movie got that little mermaid treatment.
by TheBackDoorGamer October 9, 2022
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Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole
I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid
by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021
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Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.
Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.
by Chooch6969 April 12, 2025
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indiana mud mermaid

It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid
by Icantthunkifauswrnamw May 18, 2023
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