Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.
I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.
by Aki8181 May 10, 2023
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kiwi smash

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander
Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash
by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2018
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Kiwi

A delicious fruit only magically people can taste
She has the best kiwi in town
by K1Q6S February 24, 2015
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Kiwi

kiwi is a discord user who is best known for being a admin in yttdarmy discord. kiwi is a very cool admin and so amazing
Oh, thats Kiwi?? Kiwi is so cool!!
by EctoBiologist96 July 3, 2021
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Kiwi

A fruit a bird and a something that my mom won't stop saying.
Mom why won't you stop saying "kiwi"?
by Blueyfan March 3, 2023
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Kiwi

A person's balls
Don't kick me in the kiwis, please!
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Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.
Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018
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