fuzzy nuts

A guy who lurks around Canada looking for things to photograph

Hey Sofa, is that Fuzzy Nuts behind you, look he has a camera.

by Undy Bumgrope September 20, 2005

fuzzy milk

When someone cums in your mouth but has hairy balls

I swallowed some fuzzy milk

by ushift April 2, 2020

Fuzzy Handcuff

When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.

Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!

by Ten-eight June 25, 2022

Fuzzy Apple

A peach.

"Fuzzy apples and cream is type of dessert."

by jmanjunk September 7, 2016

fuzzy mango

fuzzy mango is the layer under fat which is covered in a thick layer fuzzy hairs.

As i spread her legs , a fuzzy mango was revealed right in front of my very eyes . I was frightened.

by lamassmokingcigarettes October 28, 2016

fuzzy altoid

The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.

Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".

by apafor2 October 15, 2013

fuzzy bastard

A creature of significant fuzzy fur whom is a little shit bastard that you love dearly.

Petey your such a fuzzy bastard! I just love you so much!

by Eewin May 23, 2014