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Braille Driving

The art of driving totally by feel.

If someone is reversing out of a driveway and scrapes the whole length of the car along the fence they are said to be 'braille driving'.

Other examples are reversing in to posts or poles - once the driver hits the pole they know to stop.

Braille driving while parallel parking is achieved by running the tyres along the kerb or bumping in to the car behind or in front.

Any sort of driving that involves putting scrapes, dings, dents or bingles on the vehicle is considered to be braille driving.

Anything larger than a scrape, ding, dent or bingle is known as 'Advanced Braille Driving'.
"What are all those dings in your car"?

"I have been practising my braille driving"
by MrsMeat February 20, 2012
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sleeve driving

What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.
Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"

Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
by Johnny5ive January 4, 2012
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stapleton drive

1) The street that all of the cool kids live on. If you don’t live on stapleton drive, you’re not cool.
I wish I lived on Stapleton Drive, they have such a great dynamic and bond.
by iamcumcut November 29, 2019
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The Long Drive

A game made by some maniacs with the premise of driving a rusty car through the middle of nowhere till your car breaks down and you die
Person 1: Hey have you played The Long Drive?
Person 2: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
Person 1: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
by Conscript.mdl November 13, 2021
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remo drive

A band consisting of three beautiful baby boys
Have you heard remo drive's new song? They're total babes.
by Milkandbunny August 28, 2017
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driving a crane

"I was driving a crane last night"
"Did they go off at the same time?"
"Right in my face, it was brilliant!"
by big basher May 3, 2010
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Drive-by pornstar

Hot young thots who shoot porn for a few months and then suddenly stop for unknown reasons.

Often they will delete/abandon their social media and seemingly vanish off the face of the earth.
Me: what happened to <insert thot>? No new scenes for months already and her twitter is gone.
Bro: just another drive-by pornstar, dude.
Me: damn, she was so hot...
by JZ783 October 28, 2018
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