by Ninaazalea February 2, 2016
Get the glo daymug. "Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."
by This Cat February 13, 2004
Get the valentine's daymug. by daddyydy April 12, 2019
Get the hug daymug. Rambo Day is a very special day of the year when men congregate together and celebrate their manliness by watching a marathon of Rambo films. It is sometimes confused with the inferior holiday "Valentine’s Day", which, coincidently, happens to fall on the same date.
However, the general awesomeness that is Rambo Day is so omnipresent that Valentine’s Day can be analogized as a candle vis-à-vis Rambo Day’s equatorial afternoon midsummer’s day sun (or, alternatively, a supernova).
In other words, Rambo Day is the Chick Norris of holidays.
However, the general awesomeness that is Rambo Day is so omnipresent that Valentine’s Day can be analogized as a candle vis-à-vis Rambo Day’s equatorial afternoon midsummer’s day sun (or, alternatively, a supernova).
In other words, Rambo Day is the Chick Norris of holidays.
"Hey, you're single and want to ignore everything Valentines Day related, right? Want to join our bachelor crowd have a solid Rambo Day? I'll bring the pizza!"
by MalteseFalcon April 6, 2012
Get the Rambo Daymug. the time when a close friend, family member, significant other or associate retaliates on you because of an unsettled disagreement that you two have, usually in the form of outright rage, sneak disses, or the sharing of secrets. One person thinks the issue was resolved a while ago while the other person isn't over it. Mad day is very sudden and unexpected to the victim.
Example 1: Why are you putting all my shit out there? What is this, Mad day?
Example 2: Yo girl going the fuck off.....you check IG? She been posting subliminals all day ..she must've caught you huh bruh? It's Mad day!
Example 3:
You: I came outside to my car and breh my windows was busted out and my gas tank full of snicker bars....yo i don't get it ..we broke up like 3 months ago breh!
Yo Homie: Yeah man but last night was her MAD Day.
Example 2: Yo girl going the fuck off.....you check IG? She been posting subliminals all day ..she must've caught you huh bruh? It's Mad day!
Example 3:
You: I came outside to my car and breh my windows was busted out and my gas tank full of snicker bars....yo i don't get it ..we broke up like 3 months ago breh!
Yo Homie: Yeah man but last night was her MAD Day.
by Yodmbass June 8, 2017
Get the mad daymug. Being gay for a day seemed like a good idea at the time but then again Aaron was never really the sharpest tool in the shed.
by SpitFire4Truth September 10, 2020
Get the Gay For a Daymug. February 13th. February 14th, or Valentine's Day, is of course the perfect day for everyone with a sweetheart. So the day before is basically the day people make a last ditch effort to start scrambling for a rebound or when desperate a butterface but end up getting turned down by the same chicks who believe they deserve better but don't have shit, not fucking shit, not motherfucking shit to offer back. You don't win on Rejection Day.
Kyle: Everyone's talking about how great tomorrow's gonna be because they get to spend it doing romantic stuff like cuddling and watching movies and eating candlelit dinner. Maybe I'll go find a girl so I don't feel left out.
Jake: Dude, you'll end up with some chick that just broke up with another guy or a girl with the best body with a horrible face, besides either way you'll get turned down. You can't win.
Kyle: Just watch me. *goes to a bar and sees some random blonde* Hey, you look gorgeous. Maybe we could hook up?
Random Blonde: I just broke up with some douchebag, I'm not ready for another relationship because I feel like I deserve better than a guy who brought me roses and chocolate while I was in the hospital after surgery, leaving him to pay all the bills and cook dinner.
Kyle: Oh... Right. Take care. *walks away and sees a chick from behind, noting her beautiful body* Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice...*girl turns around, revealing the most inhuman face known to man* ...OH GOD. *temporary blindness from her ugly face*
Butterface Girl: Hi, I'm Stacy. If you're looking for me to be your girlfriend I'm sorry, but no.
Kyle: I'm just gonna go curl up and cry now. *goes back to Jake*
Jake: What did I tell you? You can never win on Rejection Day.
Kyle: *sobs* DAMN YOU, Rejection Day!
Jake: Dude, you'll end up with some chick that just broke up with another guy or a girl with the best body with a horrible face, besides either way you'll get turned down. You can't win.
Kyle: Just watch me. *goes to a bar and sees some random blonde* Hey, you look gorgeous. Maybe we could hook up?
Random Blonde: I just broke up with some douchebag, I'm not ready for another relationship because I feel like I deserve better than a guy who brought me roses and chocolate while I was in the hospital after surgery, leaving him to pay all the bills and cook dinner.
Kyle: Oh... Right. Take care. *walks away and sees a chick from behind, noting her beautiful body* Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice...*girl turns around, revealing the most inhuman face known to man* ...OH GOD. *temporary blindness from her ugly face*
Butterface Girl: Hi, I'm Stacy. If you're looking for me to be your girlfriend I'm sorry, but no.
Kyle: I'm just gonna go curl up and cry now. *goes back to Jake*
Jake: What did I tell you? You can never win on Rejection Day.
Kyle: *sobs* DAMN YOU, Rejection Day!
by TwoKings March 1, 2014
Get the Rejection Daymug.