If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.
The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.
by By and Large March 19, 2015
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Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!
His beard game is on point!
by BernardSaint February 2, 2019
Get the Beard game mug.A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.
Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.
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Get the beard couple mug.I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus
by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018
Get the the bearded jesus mug.a. the area on a mans face which has been shaved, displaying a subtle greyness as an effect of there having previously been stubble there.
b. a 5 of clock shadow.
b. a 5 of clock shadow.
by hewylouis May 18, 2009
Get the Beard Line mug.Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.
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