Harry Wilson

A certi top shagger who is proper peng with a perm , plays guitar

Person 1: have you seen harry wilson ?
Person 2: yeah just shagged him ngl

by Certitopshagger69 November 11, 2019

Paul Wilson

A gentle giant nearing his fifties with chronic back pain, often to be found popping a quick squat in front of the boys. Appreciates fine meat and finer gin.

"Who was your flatmate that came earlier?"
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."

by DA40 Mixture Control May 24, 2021

Shawn Wilson

Shawn Wilson is a dude who is probably in the 9th grade and thinks he's super funny by using the words "Poop" and "Fart Pee" but besides that he's a pretty chill dude, also he's openly straight and likes Offensive Jokes.

Yeah, I was hanging out with Shawn Wilson, we were playing Mario Kart and he was pretty good but made super unfunny jokes.

by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

ellie wilson

She holds her feelings in and she is stunning and she always put others before her self she can be moody and bitchy at times but she is really funny she always seems to get all the lads and she always helps with everyone else relationships she always there to talk to when needed

Have you seen that ellie wilson today she looks amazing as always

by Ellie Wilson November 6, 2018

Flake Wilson

Someone that agrees to do something then when the time comes backs out of it and has committed to do something else because he/she has totally forgot.

Adam: Hey, are you still ok to help me on Friday as agreed?

Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz

Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!

by Baltic11111 October 18, 2022

Long-wilson

When one must take a giant shit and would rather not say it directly, the alternative is to advise they are going to take a long Wilson. Also the last name of and English couple in Peckham rye, London.

“Fuck, that curry has gone right though me...think I need to take a long-Wilson.”

by Long-Wilson December 27, 2019

allan wilson

The fart right before you take a massive shit.

I need to find a bathroom asap, I just did an Allan Wilson

by Tootie January 14, 2016