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walking cockblock

A person who prevents a friend from layin' down his game or lays down game on a female that he KNOWS his friend is into, just because he can. See Cockblock or SlickD.
SlickD macks on everyone's chicks. What a walking cockblock.
by Gaetani April 20, 2003
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walking hardon

A term to describe a male who always wants or thinks about sex. This term describes 99% of the male species.
by scott January 30, 2004
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Warning Fart

A fart that precedes a bowel movement. It smells horrible and gives you a clue that a stinky turd is soon to follow.
One guy: "Aww jeez, who stunk up the room?!".

The other guy: "Uh oh, I think that was a WARNING FART", with a look of panic on his face as he runs off to the can to take a massive dump.
by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008
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Walking STD

Basically a person who either doesn't remember who they had sex with or a person who doesn't care and has sex with anyone. also known as walking sex.
"that guy is a walking sexually transmitted disease.....but he isn't even that hott...."
by abs March 3, 2005
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warning

a) a sign or signal designed to instill caution in its recipient

b) an amazing album by the oh-so-talented band green day. second only to their most recent album, american idiot.
a) warning: smoking during pregnancy may result in birth defects

b) i don't understand why the "emotional depth" and "pure talent" displayed in american idiot surprised everyone so much, because warning, their previous album, rocked and was definitely a sign of greater things to come.
by a TRUE green day fan November 25, 2004
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let your wiener do the walking

To let your sexual-attraction to an individual hinder your judgement of them.
"You let your wiener do the walking, and now I'm dead!"
-Rick Sanchez
by CuteBoy56 January 22, 2017
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flash warning

a term used on social media for posts that contain flashing lights or flashing pictures and is used as a warning for people who can't handle it or who have mental illnesses because it could trigger seizures for them etc..
*sees a post*

the caption reads : flash warning!!
*quickly clicks off*
you : oh thank god i could have had a seizure
by Lana Del Rey is god1 April 26, 2021
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