walmart panani press

When you take a dump on the baby changing station and close it in the walmart bathroom

All the stalls were full, so I had to walmart panani press!

by B0r93 May 6, 2023

Walmart Nugget

When the Walmart has a McDonald's, so you get yourself Chicken McNuggets to eat while you shop at Walmart.

"I went to the store the other day and got myself a Walmart Nugget. It was pretty sweet."

by the-meme-master May 25, 2023

Drunk Walmarting

goin to walmart drunk asF and doin random shit and quite possibly being carried out in handcuffs

omg we got arrested for drunk walmarting.. finally!

by cock_licking_kkk_bitch February 12, 2015

The Walmsley Witnesses

The Walmsley Witnesses is a religion that follow David Dennison Walmsley and his son Jack Albert Walmsley

Jack: are you coming on MW
Riley: yeh nah im going to The Walmsley Witnesses march

by WalmsleyLivesInAGritBin January 9, 2020

fruit aisle at walmart

jay is the entire fruit aisle at walmart. it is also a huge piss baby that enjoys pulling peoples hair and constantly screaming the word “muffin”. jay must be put down immediately considering the fact that it has caused multiple world ending events.

person 1: wait, why is the entire fruit aisle at walmart (jay) playing twister with the homeless man over there?

person 2: oh, it’s because it’s a piss baby!

by fhaiwjdijd July 13, 2021

On sale at Walmart

Diarrhea.

*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."

Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.

Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022

WalMartian

people prone to purchasing poor quality, useless goods because they are cheap. Can also describe slow moving, dull cashiers and customer service representatives that know nothing of customer service

-people don't buy quality stuff anymore, we've turned into a society of Walmartians!

-she grew impatient as the walmartian slowly and casually scanned the items while talking to the next cashier about cheerleading practise....with 10 people in line.

by marcianna October 24, 2006