wailing salmon 

Whilst close to climax during any form of penetration, proceed to remove your organ and quickly stand up whilst waving your arms rapidly making a strange but somewhat satisfying yelping noise.

I gave my woman a wailing salmon last night. She wasnt impressed.

wailing salmon by mrchips March 8, 2007

wasting my daytime minutes

When you are either bored with a conversation you're having with someone or just want to end it you tell the person"you're wasting my daytime minutes."

It refrences a limited amount a minutes you can use on your cell phone often refered to as anytime or daytime minutes but applies it to conversation in this case.

Stop bugging me, your wasting my daytime minutes.

I'm almost out of daytime minutes, so this conversation has to end soon.

wasting my daytime minutes by downwithgilmore July 13, 2009

waizing 

It means, what are you going to do

"Hey Max , what are you waizing"

waizing by Wagwan369 May 20, 2017

Waiving Fees 

When an individual decides to pay for everyone he or she is with when in social situations involving costs, fees, bills, cover charges, VIP tables, tips, etc.

"Hey do I owe you any money from last nights VIP table?" "No you are good, I was Waiving Fees."

Waiving Fees by GFYcrew May 1, 2015

writing game

competitive literary battle between two or more creative writers that turns words into weapons in an attempt to get fucked up.
The lovechild had between writing prompts and drinking games played at nerd parties and frat parties, respectively.

"BRAAAAHHHHH how many different ways can you rewrite this cliche?"
"Like, as in, a writing game duuuude?"
"Braaahh, why'd you say that line, it's dumb!!!!"
"Duuude, because UD made us write the name of the thing we were giving an example for in the example proper!!!!"
"Isn't that like writing a story about being dead but requiring there to be a dead person in it?... Seems a bit simplistic and underwhelming."
"You know what's simplistic?"
"I don't know, ask your Mom."
"BHAAAAAAAAR. You got me fucker! but you still didn't give another variation of a cliche! DRINK!!!!!!!"

writing game by Jtreemenot August 11, 2009

writing circle jerk 

A writers' circle whose members spend all their time praising each other rather than giving constructive feedback.

I went to this writing circle meeting because I was stuck on my story, but all they did was tell me how amazing it was. Total writing circle jerk.

writing circle jerk by mordredlefay June 29, 2011

writing up a phd 

A process that leads the phd student to spending most of his time on Facebook or YouTube.

I think Christophe is writing up a phd. He sent me tree YouTube videos today.

writing up a phd by phd April 7, 2012