by Tootie January 14, 2016

A gentle giant nearing his fifties with chronic back pain, often to be found popping a quick squat in front of the boys. Appreciates fine meat and finer gin.
"Who was your flatmate that came earlier?"
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."
by DA40 Mixture Control May 24, 2021

When one must take a giant shit and would rather not say it directly, the alternative is to advise they are going to take a long Wilson. Also the last name of and English couple in Peckham rye, London.
by Long-Wilson December 27, 2019

by mRPinky February 9, 2015

by Urban224 May 1, 2020

The man who robbed Kenneth Walker from offensive rookie of the year despite Walker having more first place votes
What do you mean Garrett Wilson won oroy(offensive rookie of the year) over Kenneth Walker he had 1000 rushing yards in only 12 games fuck the jets
by Thesauce1234 February 25, 2023

That's the Wilson Snipes
by DraxNuman27 May 29, 2018
