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allan wilson

The fart right before you take a massive shit.
I need to find a bathroom asap, I just did an Allan Wilson
by Tootie January 14, 2016
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Paul Wilson

A gentle giant nearing his fifties with chronic back pain, often to be found popping a quick squat in front of the boys. Appreciates fine meat and finer gin.
"Who was your flatmate that came earlier?"
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."
by DA40 Mixture Control May 24, 2021
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Long-wilson

When one must take a giant shit and would rather not say it directly, the alternative is to advise they are going to take a long Wilson. Also the last name of and English couple in Peckham rye, London.
“Fuck, that curry has gone right though me...think I need to take a long-Wilson.”
by Long-Wilson December 27, 2019
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Conrad Wilson

Conrad Wilson is a guy with dark hair
by mRPinky February 9, 2015
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Ben Wilson

What you call a boy who struggles to get hard, especially after smoking weed
I pulled a Ben Wilson the other night, it just wouldn’t go up
by Urban224 May 1, 2020
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Garrett Wilson

The man who robbed Kenneth Walker from offensive rookie of the year despite Walker having more first place votes
What do you mean Garrett Wilson won oroy(offensive rookie of the year) over Kenneth Walker he had 1000 rushing yards in only 12 games fuck the jets
by Thesauce1234 February 25, 2023
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