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wi-fi hobo

When a circumstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or assignments.
a) Fuck! I forgot that I needed to submit that rough draft by noon! I'm going to have to ditch class to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.

b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(
by squareforceone September 10, 2009
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wi-fi dump

Using a laptop computer while also using the toilet. Generally followed by a wi-fi wipe.
I just had an awesome wi-fi dump because I was able to tell my friend on AIM how huge it was.
by A Germ July 27, 2006
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wifin it

to stay home n chill wit your wifey rather than go out wit da boys
by the original Ducky November 9, 2006
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wi-fi wipe

During a wi-fi dump, wiping yourself on the toilet while simultaneously balancing a laptop on a knee or other extended body part. Placing a laptop on the floor immediately disqualifies the wipe from "wi-fi" status. It has been rumored that some may even posses enough skill to hold an internet conversation during the wiping process.
I am still typing with one hand while the other is taking care of this wi-fi wipe.
by A Germ July 27, 2006
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WiFiwiggle

Walking around a premise or surface, measuring the strenght of a WiFi network's signal. Signal Strength measurement by hand/foot, Shakeing the behind of a person holding a WiFi Device
David is doing the WifiWiggle
by Eric de Groot December 26, 2011
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Wified Up

The act of being in a very serious relationship with a girl and acting like one does when married.
Damn! Look at Tyrone all wified up. He doesn't even come out and hang with the guys anymore.
by sexlover0909 January 22, 2012
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wifie wankin

Haha wifie wankin (in mels world) - a woman using her fingers or toys to pleasure herself untill she climax-s..... HAHA
Last nicht i Ws rubbin it as hard a got a friction burn, love a 'wifie wankin' session that a do though
by natedoggggg June 14, 2013
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