wi-fi hobo

When a circumstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or assignments.

a) Fuck! I forgot that I needed to submit that rough draft by noon! I'm going to have to ditch class to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.

b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(

by squareforceone September 10, 2009

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wi-fi dump

Using a laptop computer while also using the toilet. Generally followed by a wi-fi wipe.

I just had an awesome wi-fi dump because I was able to tell my friend on AIM how huge it was.

by A Germ July 27, 2006

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wifin it

to stay home n chill wit your wifey rather than go out wit da boys

no man imma just be wifin it tonight

by the original Ducky November 9, 2006

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wi-fi wipe

During a wi-fi dump, wiping yourself on the toilet while simultaneously balancing a laptop on a knee or other extended body part. Placing a laptop on the floor immediately disqualifies the wipe from "wi-fi" status. It has been rumored that some may even posses enough skill to hold an internet conversation during the wiping process.

I am still typing with one hand while the other is taking care of this wi-fi wipe.

by A Germ July 27, 2006

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WiFiwiggle

Walking around a premise or surface, measuring the strenght of a WiFi network's signal. Signal Strength measurement by hand/foot, Shakeing the behind of a person holding a WiFi Device

David is doing the WifiWiggle

by Eric de Groot December 26, 2011

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