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randy wesley

God amongst Gods, Spartan Warrior, Leader of the Brave, Beast, these are but merely a few things that describe the man that Zeus himself bowed down to! The man that wins wars single handedly without the world finding out! The man that killed the Hulk and slayed Thor.
by cool101jr December 25, 2013
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Pulling a Wesley

Building a whole criminal record of hate crimes primarily targeting African American and south of the border type people leading you to 30 years in SUPERMAX prison
My neighbor just burnt a cross on my lawn he’s lowkey Pulling a Wesley
by naughtyrascaldeviant87 May 1, 2024
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Dirty Wesley

When you shove a 260 pack of crayola crayons up your ass while ejaculating in your dune popcorn bucket to game of thrones fight scenes.
Guy 1:bro did you see wesley do the dirty wesley on his tictok livestream?
Guy 2: yeah bro he is so hot and sexy and i love him so much let me kiss him.
Guy 1: Fuck you.
by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024
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Wesley Russell

A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.
That man is a wesley russell because how built different he is.
by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025
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Wesley de Graaf

He is amazing and sweet ad first, then just an asshole. He seems to care about you but he will disappear out of nowhere.

0/5 stars
- My god that Wesley de Graaf seems to be a sexy, caring and just perfect boy
- maybe too perfect, watch out girl.
by Emiprincess April 21, 2022
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Wesley

Person1: That Wesley kid!
Person 2: yeah I heard he’s gay

Person:3 so he likes guys?
Person: 2 yeah!
by R.ca1t October 3, 2021
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Wesley Bell

Corrupt DINO (democrat in name only) who took millions of dollars from the pro-israel (pro-genocide) lobby to primary Cori Bush, who actually supports peace in the Middle East. Of course, with Cori Bush being an ACTUAL democrat, Wesley Bell's campaign is mostly funded by right-wing billionaires and republican MAGA types.
Wesley Bell is so corrupt, I'll be telling everyone I know to vote Cori Bush for congress! Ceasefire now!
by kylekulinskifan June 25, 2024
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