tit weasel

A putdown that hurts to the bone.

"Get out of my face, you tit weasel".

by TeCHniX February 28, 2005

pecker weasel

One having both characteristics of a dick (pecker), and a weasel. An all around worthless individual.

That guy is such a pecker weasel, we should kick his ass.

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003

Stink Weasel

A post-coital penis. Particularly after anal (See Mike).

"...so after I was done banging her ass, I tried to get some head, and she was all 'get that stink weasel outta my face'".

by Martin Luther Vandross March 01, 2005

Loft Weasel

Disparaging term for an arts groupie who thinks they're an artist because they sleep with artists/musicians/writers.

Coined by 90's author William F. DeVault.

She thought she could paint like Picasso, but everyone knew she was just a loft weasel.

by E.J. Trelawny January 24, 2007

bloody weasel

A horny crazed sycko who is so addicted to the vagina he even bones at the worst time of the month

look at jack's bloody foreskin that boy is a bloody weasel

by Burt W. Reynolds August 21, 2007

weasel snuff

1. a delicious snack made with fried weiners and dipping sauce (secret recipe)
2. a silly bitch.

1. let's go make some weasel snuff, that shit is great.
2. hayley is a weasel snuff.

by cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesewizzz November 16, 2008

hair weasel

The wad of hair and pubes that collects in the shower drain. Absolutely should be removed after every shower.

Son of a bitch, do you ever clean your tub? That hair weasel's so big, it looks like a small dog napping in there.

by ChisosClimber February 24, 2009