the back seat of a Volkswagen

Very uncomfortable place to be screwed/fucked

guy 1:I'm gonna screw her in a very uncomfortable place
guy 2:What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?

by Fly_Girl September 19, 2006

Volcanic Nutella

Volcanic Nutella is a case of the shits so bad its like shitting a stream of molasses made of battery acid, yet so sparodic, that when your done... you only think your done, only to find as soon as youve pulled up your pants and washed your hands, your explosive ass gets ready to erupt in a white hot fury right there in your under britches... this trickery and downright skullduggery of the anus, mean the poor hapless fool to stay within running distance of the porcelain express and causes the skin around your cornhole to become so red, angry and inflamed from the constant onslaught of colon-bile and toilet paper, that even the most heavly vitaman E imbuded 4ply toilet paper of softness is like taking a ballbearing shot sandblaster directly to the rectal opening

usually results in grown men crying deliorusly at the ungodly pain

Dude 1: whoa fuk man, we shouldnt have had that dodgey vindaloo at lunch...

Dude 2: harden the fuck up pussy, clench yo ass till we get home

Dude 1: fuck that man, ifeel a case of the Volcanic Nutella coming on man, its like white hot poker is trying to excape from my ass!

by OH GOD MY ASS June 12, 2008

volcano taco

A very hot taco, sold at Taco Bell.

"I really like to eat volcano tacos."

by Jessiclaw January 11, 2008

VolleyButt

The muscular, medium-large, spandex-covered bottom that females obtain after playing years of volleyball.

Man, did you see Paula? She was skinny as a rail before she started playing volleyball, but now she's got a serious VolleyButt.

by MarkVW59 January 10, 2010

Voldephobia

Fear that somewhere, somehow, Voldemort is watching you

Jess: Dude have you ever had a feeling that Voldemort is watching you?
Liz: There's a word for that, it's called "Voldephobia."

by A.L. Rowling May 8, 2011

steaming volcano

a particularly large poo that goes from the bottom of the bowl up and out of the water, resembling a steaming volcano

Careful in there, I left a steaming volcano.

by rick March 17, 2003

vanilla volcano

ejaculating on a womans pussy and then she queefs and it splatters everywhere like a volcano

person 1; dude my girl vanilla volcanoed 10 feet high person 2: i know dude iwas there my grandma got higher

by markus ryan October 23, 2008