Victory Powerade

a drink that winners have after severly pwning a team. Usually associated with sports. Best if served cold or with LeBron James on the label.

Our team won, so we all went to Wal-Mart and bought victory powerades.

by B-skizzle November 15, 2006

Machiavellian victory

Something that seems like a win for everybody involved that doesn't lose everything, though they're often not actually getting/keeping everything, and are actually slowly losing little by little over a long period of time.

People thought it was a Machiavellian victory when a few houses in their neighborhood were burned down or gentrified, then a few more houses and neighbors were lost, and lost everything in the process, then a few more, until finally there was nothing left of what was once their neighborhood. The machine, and the people that were part of the machine took it from them, and they let it slip away from them without ever wak8ng up to fight for it.

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021

victory wings

Facial hair (most notably sideburns) grown by teams or individuals in the event of a streak of continuous wins or successes in sporting competitions, to warrant further luck and good fortune. Said facial hair will be removed in the event of a loss. Most prevalent in the National Rugby League of Australia.

Guy 1: Oi, have you seen the Storm these days? They have won three games on the trot, and now have filthy man-beards?

Guy 2: Yeah mate, those are their 'victory wings'. They reckon they will keep winning if they grow them. When they loose, they shave...
Guy 1: Oh, mad.

by Roaar May 22, 2009

victory squat

When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.

I just killed Jess so I did a victory squat over his deAd body.

by Ststephen78 March 13, 2014

Victory Impaired

A kind way of calling someone a loser.

Joey insists that he is not a loser, but simply victory impaired.

by Ludwig77 August 14, 2011

Victory Bate

Too reward yourself with masterbation after the completion of a task or feat that is exceptional and beyond belief.

Joey: Hey man, i finished my final essay last night in 20 minutes!

Mick: That's awesome dude! Must have been feeling pretty sweet about it!

Joey: Yeah! Totally! Even cranked out a little Victory Bate to congratulate myself!

by thelastpanda December 7, 2010

victory night

The night we got victory on our face, and the night we left the Era Pre-Parthenon and were put into the New Era Post-Parthenon. The victory on someones face is the shine (if you look closely at someone's face you can see a shine), some people have a lot of victory (a lot of shine) on their face, and some people have a little victory( a little bit of shine) on their face-And that's Victory Parthenon Style.

My face got a shine on it after Victory Night. When people look closely at my face, they say that they see a shine-and they say that shine is victory on my face. And I say-you have it on your face too. They really should put Victory Night in the calendar.

by Corte'lione August 11, 2017